[JOKES] Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:58:17 +0200
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[JOKES] firewall
Title: Message http://www.funpic.hu/ms/ms255.jpg Stanislava AtanasovaProject Manager ACT Soft Cyrilla Phone: (+359 2) 9634041, 9634266Fax: (+359 2) 9632612E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[JOKES] download the internet
Title: Message http://www.kuban.ru/forum_new/forum3/files/5872.html Stanislava AtanasovaProject Manager ACT Soft Cyrilla Phone: (+359 2) 9634041, 9634266Fax: (+359 2) 9632612E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
RE: [JOKES] Anketna blanka na SysAdmin-a
Title: Message Winagi mi e hareswalo samochuwstwieto na administratorite:-). Ama pone da znaesh bylgarski toq deto go e pisal towa neshto:-)
[JOKES] speshen sluchaj
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[JOKES] Valentine
Subject: Valentine's day card Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, he asks, will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? David's father thinks a bit, then says No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? Osama Bin Laden, David says. Why Osama Bin Laden, his father asks in shock. Well, David says, I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. I know, David says, and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him. -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] kursowe za myje:-)
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[JOKES] Gosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost. The student replies, Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Anthrax
PLEASE PROTECT YOURSELVES! This past weekend, I was doing some baking. It was getting late---I was tired so I decided to leave the cleanup mess until morning. The next morning, I was getting my coffee, and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop. Needless to say, I wasted no time calling the FBI. They confirmed that I did in fact have AntTracks. Damn terrorists! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] :-)
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[JOKES] intersni fakti
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out and why?) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) (Still can't get over that pig thing) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) (And I haven't met anyone who's had sex with a dolphin - for pleasure or otherwise) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hm) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) The male praying mantis does not copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.) After reading all these, all I can say is.Lucky Pigs... -- There's no future in believing that something can't be done. The future =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] walking man
[JOKES] ne e za rabotno wreme
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[JOKES] kyde sa mi parite
Theorem: 1$ = 1c. Proof: And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing... 1$ = 100c = (10c)^2 = (0.1$)^2 = 0.01$ = 1c Here $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one. Actually I am crossposting this to sci.physics because I think that the latter makes a very nice introduction to the importance of keeping track of your dimensions... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] magic
http://torba-bg.com/fun/magic/ I ko kazwa che telepatijata ne syshtestwuwa:-)) Stun =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
