[JOKES] User-i vsiakakvi
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[JOKES] pi4 nekyf
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[JOKES] Usmivka za vseki :o)
http://www-aius.u-strasbg.fr/~emcho/golub.swf :o)) Boris
[JOKES] pismo ot klient (pirat)
Здравейте,Притежавам два сирийни номера на Ваш продукт, но и двата са невалидни. Моля изпратете ми валиден сериен номер,за да мога да ползвам продукта Ви. Прилагам невалидните номера: 49wr44-46kFZz-1L16LH-0PsY1O-0HqDm 2VwBxD-4oEhM4-0UsMK8-09BnoL-07LQ9k
[JOKES] whitespace programming
"Most modern programming languages do not consider white space characters (spaces, tabs and newlines) syntax, ignoring them, as if they weren't there. We consider this to be a gross injustice to these perfectly friendly members of the character set. Should they be ignored, just because they are invisible? Whitespace is a language that seeks to redress the balance. Any non whitespace characters are ignored; only spaces, tabs and newlines are considered syntax. " http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] elections 2004
"War is too important to be left to generals, so usually it isn't. And U.S. presidential elections are certainly far too important to be left to Americans - yet they still are..." -- Newsweek =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] kitaiska igra
Amusant game.doc Description: MS-Word document
[JOKES] SQL Query
SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize = rightsize LIMIT 2
[JOKES] nqma lampa, wzemi fenerche
http://207.218.248.20/~funnyins/sexyandfunny/flash/visa.swf nqma lampa, wzemi fenerche
[JOKES] Fw: FUN: An American, a Brit and an Iraqi
An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] auto-slalom
http://personal.sirma.bg/stenly/photos/gaz_do_dolu.jpg Wyzmozhni comentari kym snimkata: 1. ... tate hubawo mi kaza - stoj w kolata i ne pipaj nishto ... 2. ... maj trqbwashe da otpusna gasta predi zawoq ... 3. Nokian HKPL2: ne wqrwajte ako wi razprawqt, che i wsesezonnite gumi wyrshat syshtata rabota ...
[JOKES] хацк тхе планет
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[JOKES] Otrkijte ia vie! Az otivam da gledam animatsionni filmi :))
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[JOKES] The Definition of Heart ...
S pozdrav za vsi4ki vljubeni :-) po slu4aj Sveti Valentin utre | Tihomir Dolapchiev - Software Engineer | GEMATRONIK Gmbh - Weather Radar Systems | 41429 Neuss Germany | tel: +49 2137 782 218 | fax: +49 2137 782 11 | mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.Gematronik.com ...<>
[JOKES] Hit the pinguin
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[JOKES] za 50 stotinki
http://www.segabg.com/11022004/p0020012.asp
[JOKES] Citat ot sporten vestnik :o)
Куриозна контузия получи нападателят на Видима Мартин Подвързачов. Тя може да го остави на пейката в мача с Локомотив (Сф) в събота. Играчът се закачал със своята съпруга, но паднал върху дивана и разпрал задника си на пружината. Раната бе закърпена от доктора на тима Райо Проданов. :o) Boris
[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] trabant
http://boriana.cult.bg/trabant.jpg
[JOKES] Engineer
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[JOKES] ...
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[JOKES] are you getting enough?
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[JOKES] how 2 impress ...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN * * * * * Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her die for her * * * * * HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked Bring food
[JOKES] Turisti
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[JOKES] MTel looks for a QA :-)
http://e-bane.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=863 At least they should be looking for it ;-)
[JOKES] the better things
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[JOKES] super oferta za mouse. Molq za VNIMANIE!!!!!!!
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[JOKES] matematika
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[JOKES] Jeni ... dale4e ot programistite ...
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[JOKES] why I lost my job today...
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[JOKES] otkriite dali ste se zapatili kam ADA
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/HellTest.swfоткрийте дали сте се запътили към Адааз се класирах с 145 точки - Търсите работа? - jobs.GBG.bg
[JOKES] Nahn beer adv
http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bomb.mpg http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bounce.mpg Edna bira za tozi, kojto znae kakwa e muzikata w klipcheto - izpylnitel/pesen :-)
[JOKES] A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS
With all your honour and dignity - what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thinking... By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet spontaneous. Please scroll down s l o w l y - this is important for the test to work correctly. You're in Florida... In Miami, to be exact...There is a huge chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and all the floods. There are huge masses of water all around you You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water masses... Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man steering a big van... He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move close.. Somehow the man looks familiar and important... Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever... You have two options: 1. You can save him 2. or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo... A photo displaying the death of a very powerful man... And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer) Will you make the photo black and white or colour? MSN Search, for accurate results! click here
[JOKES] FYI: Za nejelaeshtite da praznuvat dnes maje
Петльов ден Появява се в обичаите на населението по повод истинска случка, разказвана от легендите. В периода на Османското робство се е събирал т. н. " кръвен данък" - еничари са ходили по къщите и насилствено са отделяли мъжките рожби от родителите им. За да спаси рожбата си, една майка проявява остроумие, като коли петел и с кръвта му напръсква пруста, портичката и оградата пред дома си. Пристигналите еничари, които обикалят района, виждат кървавите следи и се убеждават, че преди тях вече е минала еничарска потеря. Така майката успява да спаси мъжката си рожба. По - късно датата 2 февруари става ден на мъжката рожба. На този ден майките, които имат момченца, гостуват на своята баба- акушерка в селото. Носят се погача, заклан петел и дарове. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] only 1 glass & funky chicken
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[JOKES] Cat Football Fan
http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/cat-football-fan.mpg Ima sound ;-)
[JOKES] MJ's dream
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[JOKES] In da ocean
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[JOKES] imena na sela
http://e-bane.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=852
[JOKES] sywet
Don't steal - the government hates competition :)
[JOKES] look at this
http://dimka.ee/foo/xyunR.html
[JOKES] Carlos is very sick today :)
Carlos says to his boss, "Ay, boss, I nota come work today, I really sick. I gota headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I nota come work." The boss says: "You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that!"Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I dida what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. By da way, you got a nice house!"
[JOKES] Kolata nqma znachenie wsysnost:)
Towa e za tezi, koito se prawqt na interesni po swetofarite ;-) http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/When.speed.is.not.enough.swf Ima i zwuk ;-)
[JOKES] cykajte po konchetata:)
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html
[JOKES] comp. games
http://www.segabg.com/28012004/p0080004.asp
[JOKES] ako se chudite otkyde idwat toplite DivX-owe ;-)
http://www.online.bg/ASP/view.ASP?mode=2&media=2&artdate=2004/1/26&artno=7
[JOKES] avtogol
Тана макаса рат кунде ропуч зенро орпат тапик нукс лашын... Вы только что прочитали древнее индийское заклинание, которое оградит Вас от половых контактов на многие десятилетия.
[JOKES] Zlatnata jaba
Отивам на риба и цял ден - нищо. Таман си тръгвам и опа, нещо се закачи на въдицата. Дърпам и изваждам някаква жаба. "Пусни ме рибарю, аз съм златната жаба и ако го сториш ще ти изпълня едно желание." "Добре, викам си на акъла, за какво ми е тая жаба и понеже играя на тото я накарах да ми каже шест числа. Прибрах се и попълних фиш с нейните числа. И няма да повярвате - ударих джакпота. И като се почнаха едни веселби - цяла седмица. Сетих се за златната жаба и реших да отида да й благодаря. Попитах я какво да направя за нея." "Искам да ме любиш, защото аз всъщност съм омагьосана принцеса!" Гледам я аз - крастава и грозна жаба, ама нали ме направи милионер. Прежалих се, стиснах зъби, притворих очи и почнах да я чукам. По едно време отварям очи и гледам - гадната жаба се превърнала в красва, нжна четиринадесет годишна девойка. Ето така седят нещата, господин съдия ...
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 15:07:05 +0200
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[JOKES] Fw: Mission impossible
Title: Message :-) <>
[JOKES] 3 types of lies
There are 3 types lies. Lies. Damned Lies. ...and benchmarks.
[JOKES] student i profesor:)
Студент влиза в стола, а там всички столове заети. Сяда на една маса, на която седи един професор. Професорът намръщено казва: - Свиня и птица не могат да седят на една маса! Студентът отговаря: - Ами аз тогава отлитам... Професорът много се ядосал и решил да скъса студента на изпита. По време на изпита обаче студентът отговорил перфектно на всички въпроси. - Добре, ще ти задам последен въпросПредстави си, че вървиш по улицата и намираш две торби - едната с пари, а другата с акъл. Коя от двете ще избереш? - Тая с парите! - А аз щях да избера тази с акъла... - Нормално! Кой, каквото няма, това си избира Професорът се ядосал още павече, взел книжката на студента и написал вътре - "ГОВЕДО". Студентът без да погледне я взима и напуска стаята. След една минута надниква отново през вратата и казва: - Господин професоргледам тука, че сте се подписали, а оценка не сте ми сложили
[JOKES] Fw: Mnogo iako: Bulls**t Bingo ;-)
Bulls**t Bingo Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that: 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: *synergy* *strategic fit* *core competencies* *out of the box* *bottom line* *revisit* *take that off-line* *24/7* *out of the loop* *benchmark* *value-added* *proactive* *win-win* *think outside the box* *fast track* *result-driven* *empower (or empowerment)* *knowledge base* *at the end of the day* *touch base* *mindset* *client focus(ed)* *ballpark* *game plan* *leverage* *cascade *sequential or sequentially 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly "Thanks Bingo creator for thinking outside the box and proactively creating this valueadded knowledgebase that is a strategic fit with my core competencies and current client focussed mindset. I can leverage our existing process and exploit the inherent synergies to expand the knowledgebase to cater to our result driven folks who will work 24/7 to put it on a fasttrack. This cascading gameplan is what I call a truly win-win situation." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Molete se :-)
http://www.segabg.com/22012004/p0080007.asp
[JOKES] Creeping death
A *must-hear* for all former or current Metallica fans: http://free.data.bg/izakaron/_DATA/_MP3/DOKAKA_-_Creeping_Death.mp3
[JOKES] Penguin baseball
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[JOKES] Burger King
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[JOKES] Why men lie ;-)
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river.When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he neededthe axe to make his living.The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes tokeep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutterwas walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into theriver.When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are youcrying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the river!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez."Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up withCatherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have comeup with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three tome.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, soTHAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
[JOKES] Social Math
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[JOKES] put your glasses, shake your asses
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[JOKES] "...her eyes were clear and bright, But she's not the-e-e-e-re..." (Кузнецов Андрей) - ИЕРОГЛИФ
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> > ah che palav huligan > > stanal prezident izbran > > sluchva se velika nacija > > da izpadne v menstruacija > > > > http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374 > > <http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374> > > > > > > Diogen > > "Това са най-сериозните упреци и най-силната критика към американския > президент от идването му на власт през 200 г., отбелязва кореспондент на > Би Би Си." > > Доста години се е задържал без сериозни упреци.. всъщност, доста гони се > е задържал изобщо! Ej taka kato stane, njakoj chovek da pochne da se vyzdyrja i ... posle ne znaesh kakvo da ochakvash ot nego Zatova, da kajem NE na vyzdyrjanieto! Naso --- Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htm Head of Ontotext Lab,http://www.ontotext.com Sirma AI EAD, http://www.sirma.bg Phone: (359 2) 9768 303, Fax: (359 2) 9768 311 --- ne znaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither ne znaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Atanas Kiryakov wrote: ah che palav huligan stanal prezident izbran sluchva se velika nacija da izpadne v menstruacija http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374 <http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374> Diogen "Това са най-сериозните упреци и най-силната критика към американския президент от идването му на власт през 200 г., отбелязва кореспондент на Би Би Си." Доста години се е задържал без сериозни упреци.. всъщност, доста гони се е задържал изобщо! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] palavnik
ah che palav huligan stanal prezident izbran sluchva se velika nacija da izpadne v menstruacija http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374 Diogen
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[JOKES] Mnoo iako :)
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[JOKES] Що не ми кацнеш на железото или лафовете на Батето през 2003 година
Що не ми кацнеш на железото или лафовете на Батето през 2003 година автор: Дончо Донев, Марица / дата: 2003-12-28 18:51:13 И тази година футболните хора у нас взривиха публичното пространство със словесните си творения и излияния. Напук на мизерното състояние, в което се намира вътрешното първенство в професионалните и аматьорските групи, жреците на любимата игра сътвориха бисери на словесното творчество, достойни за всяка световна енциклопедия.Пръв в това отношение, както си му се полага, бе шефът на БФС Иван Славков. В изминаващата година неговите подчинени, сътрапезници, кьорсофраджии и обикновени лепки кой знае защо го наричаха професор Славков. Малко известен е фактът, че Батето е член- кореспондент на Украинската академия на науките.Дори легендарното Радио “Ереван” мълчи към коя точно наука професор Славков има принос. Никой от целокупния народ български обаче не се усъмни, че Батето безспорно е с най-голям принос в борбата с алкохола. И през 2003 година бившият зет на Тодор Живков унищожи колосални количества твърдо гориво и по този начин спаси черните дробове на много народ, жаден да удави в огнена вода депресията от 14-годишния преход от тоталитаризъм към пазарна икономика.Професор Славков започна ударно годината, като закри Съединените щати. Гневът Батюв беше провокиран от нежеланието на американското посолство да му даде виза, без да мине интервю. Това не е държава, това е територия, в която се правят експерименти с човешкото достойнство, публично обяви Иван Славков.Задевките му със САЩ и официалните им институции у нас продължиха и на съдебно ниво. Батето се вбеси от ареста на сина на негов корейски авер с висок пост в олимпийското движение и нежеланието на съда да го пусне под гаранция. Славков си позволи да нарече съдийката, която остави в ареста Ким-младши, “незадоволена гимназистка” и нарече американския посланик “господин Пръдльо”.Иван Славков продължи да е като антена в българския и световния обществен и политически живот. Нищо не убягна от погледа му, вниманието му и характерните само за него коментари. Той се обяви твърдо за Ирак, като дори стана председател на дружеството за приятелство с тази страна по времето, когато още я управляваше Саддам Хюсеин. Батето заяви, че ще се запише доброволец на страната на Ирак. По този повод министърът на отбраната Николай Свинаров мрачно отбеляза, че не вярва Славков да направи това, тъй като там не давали алкохол.Клетият Свинаров не подозираше как ще изригне по този повод Батето, чийто гняв и сарказъм се стовариха с пълна сила върху неособено високия му рейтинг. “ВКР-то го е заблудило жестоко. В Ирак се пие”, важно обяви бохем №1 на Републиката и препоръча на Свинаров:“Всяка жаба да си знае кочината”,явно визирайки особено колоритната му фамилия.През годината Славков разкри, че е твърд поклонник на марксистко-ленинската идеология. Като правоверен неин представител той се обяви твърдо срещу настаняването на бази на НАТО у нас.“Какъв туризъм ще правиме, бе, когато на летището в Сарафово, като идват, туристите ще гледат военни самолети. А къде ще кацат чартърите?”, попита той и веднага си отговори: “На железото ми ще кацат. На самолетоносача ми ще кацат! Знаете вица за обявите за продажби на къщи в Горна баня преди няколко години, когато беше отнесен покривът на една. В тях се чете:Продавам къща в Горна баня на три етажа, засега”.По повод членството ни в НАТО и даването на бази за алианса Славков бе повече от категоричен: ”На никой не се харесва това нашето дупедавство. Вижте Турция как отказа. Вие знаете, че аз съм генерал от двете ведомства и ги разбирам тези работи. Какво се получава едно време 140 000 души армия имахме, а генералите ни се бореха за мир по света. Сега армията ни по численост е по-малко от полицията, а Мони Паси, който също като Свинаров съм уволнил, се пъчи да се бие.Къде отиваш ти бе, Робинзоне?Унищожихме си ракетите, вдигнахме си кльоновете по границите, а сега ни задължават наново да ги правим, за да не влизат кюрди. Какво се получава сега? Американците ще ударят Ирак, евреите ще ударят Палестина по същия мотив тероризъм, а ние какво? Ще ходим на ямболския панаир да продаваме говеда. А говеда, както ви е известно, вече у нас няма. Когато тръгна лудата крава по света и стана голем проблем, аз бех на някаква конференция некъде в чужбина. Хората там ме питат: Професор Славков, има ли в България шап и луда крава? Аз им викам: Нема. А те недоверчиви: Не може да нема. В Турция има, а у вас да нема. Викам им: Нема, щото в България говеда нема.Им
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[JOKES] master!!!
http://www.online.bg/asp/KLIUKI_VIEW.asp?media=2&artdate=2003/12/22&artno=11 Италианец върти 104 съпруги (отвън) 22.12.2003 г. Рекордът по брой на сключени бракове в света принадлежи на италианеца Джовани Вильото, пише таблоидът "СПИД-инфо". За 32 години Вильото е успял да се сдобие със съпруги в 27 от 50-те американски щата. А тъй като често пътувал в чужбина, предимно в Европа, познал тайнството на брака в още 14 държави. В крайна сметка общият брой на сключените от Джовани Вильото бракове стигнал цифрата 104. Италианецът е използвал пред властите 50 различни фамилии. Но за развод дори не си е и помислял. Връх в кариерата му на многоженец може да се смята пътешествие с луксозен кораб през Атлантическия океан, по време, на което на борда на лайнера едновременно са се намирали 4 негови съпруги. Други 2 са го чакали на пристанището в Лондон. Този рекорд не е подобрен от никого. А и едва ли ще бъде, коментира с превъзбуда изданието.
[JOKES] VAZ vs. AZLK
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[JOKES] kasia in a nutshell: Best billboard ever
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[JOKES] google's revenge
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[JOKES] Christmass ....
\\steven\mp3\Turkish version of Jingle Bells. (1).mp3 "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] Corporate policies
1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks." 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell." 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." 11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects." 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. 14. And the Plan became Policy. 15. And that is how shit happens. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Zadachki - zakachki ;-)
ï Zadachite za tehnikuma po obshtestveno hranene (sled 5 klas) za minalata godina: ÐÐÐ. 1. Ð) Ð Ð ÑÑÐÐÐÑÐ, ÐÐÑÐÐ ÑÐÑÐÐ ÐÑ .. ÑÐ ÑÐÑÐÑ, Ñ ÑÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÑ ÐÐÑ ? Ð) Ð Ð ÑÐÑÐÑÐÑ Ð Ñ, ÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÑÐ, ÐÐÐÑÑ ÐÐÑÑÐÐÐ ? ÐÐÐ. 2. Ð) ÐÐÐ Ð Ð Ñ 20 ÑÐ Ð Ñ ÑÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ 2 ÑÐÑÐ Ð ÐÑÑ ÑÐÐÐÑ ÑÐ Ð ? Ð) Ð ÐÐÐ ÑÐ Ð ÐÐÑ ÐÐÑÐ, ÑÐÑÐ ÐÑÐ Ð ÑÐÐ ÑÐ Ð ÐÐÐ. 3.* (ÑÐÐÐ ÑÑÑÐÐÐÑÑ) ÑÐÐÐ, ÐÐ - ÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÐ Ñ ÑÐÑÐ ÐÐÐ ÐÑÐÑÑ, ÑÐÑÐ ÑÑ ÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ Ñ ÐÑ 83 ÐÐ, Ð ÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ Ñ Ð ÐÑÑÐÐÑÐ ÑÐ, Ð ÐÐÑÐ Ð ÑÐÐÐ ÐÐÑÑÐÑÐÐ, Ð Ð ÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÑÐÑÐ , Ð ÑÐ ÐÑ ÐÑÐÐ ÑÐÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÐÑÐ ? ÐÐÐ. 4. ÑÑ. ÐÑÑÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÑÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÐ ÐÐÐÑÐ: ÑÐ , ÐÐ ÐÐ, ÐÐ ÑÑÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ ÑÑÐÐ ÑÐÑÑÐÑ Ñ ÐÐ , ÑÐÑÐ, ÐÐÐ ÐÐ Ð Ð ÐÐ ÑÐÐ, Ð ÑÑÐÐ ÑÐÑÑÐÑ ÑÐ ? ÐÐÐ. 5. ÑÑ ÑÑÐ ÐÐ Ð ÐÑÑÐÐ ÐÐÑÐ Ð) Ð ÑÐ , ÐÐÐ Ð Ñ ÑÑÐÐ, ÐÐ Ð ÐÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÐÐ Ñ. Ñ ? Ð) ÐÐÐ ÑÑÑÐÐ ÐÐ Ð ÑÐ 2 ÐÑÐÐ, Ð ÐÐ ÑÑÐÐÑÐÐ Ñ ÑÐÑ ÐÐ ÑÐ, Ð ÐÑÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÐ Ð ÑÑÑÐÐÑÐ ? ÐÐÐ. 6.* ÐÐÐÑ 2 ÑÐÑÐ , ÐÐÑÐÐ ÑÐÑÐÐ ÐÑ .. ÐÑÐ , ÑÑ ÑÐÑÐÑÐ Ð ÐÑÐÑÐ .. ÐÑ ÑÐÑÑÐ, Ñ ÐÑ ÑÑÑ, ÑÑÐ ÑÐ 3 ÐÐ ÐÐ, ÐÐÐÑÐÐÑ ÐÐ Ð , ÑÑ ÐÐ Ð ÑÐ. Ð ÑÐÑÐ, ÐÐ, .. ÑÐÐÐÑÐ ÑÐ ÑÐ Ñ ÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÐÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ ÐÑ, ÑÐÑ ÑÐ ÑÑÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ ÑÐÐ, ÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÐÑÑ ..
[JOKES] The State of the Union
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[JOKES] razni hora ...
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[JOKES] Java poetry ....
http://ijtree.sourceforge.net/apidoc/org/pvv/bcd/instrument/JTree/Instrumenter.html#doDndCompoundAdd(long,%20javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode,%20javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode,%20int) doDndCompoundAddpublic void doDndCompoundAdd(long op_id, javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode parent, javax.swing.tree.DefaultMutableTreeNode node, int index) throws VetoException The purpose and workings of this method are shrouded in the mists of time. It is, however, vital to make drag and drop behave correctly. It will be investigated and documented as time permits. "Of all the things I've lost, my mind I miss the most ..." (O. O.) Best wishes! S.
[JOKES] chatterbot classics
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[JOKES] Izpit!
ï ÐÐ Ð ÑÑÑÐÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÑ ÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÑÑÐÑÐ Ñ. ÐÐÑÐÐÐ Ð ÑÐÐÐ ÑÐÑÑÐÑÐ, ÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÑÐÐÑÐÐÐ Ð ÐÑÑÐ ÑÐ Ð ÐÐ ÑÐ Ð Ñ ÐÐ ÑÑÐÑ ÐÐÐ ÐÑÐÑÑÑ ÐÐÑÑÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ, ÐÐÐ ÐÑÐÑÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ Ð ÐÐÑÐÐÐÑÐ ÑÐ ÐÐ. ÐÐ ÐÑÑÐÐÑ ÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÑÑÐÑÐÐÐÑ ÐÑÐ, ÐÑÑÐÑÑ ÐÑÐ ÑÐ ÐÑÐÐÑÑ ÑÐ Ð ÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ Ð ÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐÑÐÐÑÑ ÑÐÐÐÑÐÐÐÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÑÐ ÑÑÐÑ, ÐÑÐÑÐÐ ÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÐÑÑ ÐÐ ÐÐÑ ÑÐÐÑ. ÐÐÑ ÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÑ ÑÐ ÑÐ ÐÑÑÑ ÐÐÑÐ, ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÑÑÑÐÐÐ ÑÐÑ ÐÑÐÐ, Ð ÐÑ ÑÐÐÐÑÐÐÐ, ÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÑÑÑÐ ÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÑÑÑÐÑ ÐÐ ÑÑÐÐ... Ð ÐÑÐ ÑÑÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÑÐÐÑÑÐ, ÑÐ ÐÐÐ-ÐÐÐÑÐÑ ÑÐÐÐ ÑÐÐÑÐÑ ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÑÐÑÐ ÑÐÐÑ. Ð ÐÐÐÑÑÐÐÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÑ ÐÑ, ÐÐÑÐ ÑÐ ÐÐÑÐÐ ÑÑÑÐÑÐ Ñ ÐÐÑÐÑÐÑÐ. ÐÐÐ ÐÐ Ð ÐÐÐ ÐÑÐ ÑÑÐÐ ÑÐÐÐ Ð ÐÐ ÑÐÐÑÐ ÑÐÐÐÑÐ. ÐÑÑÐÐ ÐÑÐÑÐÑ, 5 ÑÐÑÐÐ: "ÐÑ Ð Ð ÐÐÐÑÐ ÑÐÑÐÑÐ ÐÐ ÐÑÐÐÐ?". ÐÐÑÐ, ÑÐÐÐ Ð ÑÑÐÐÑ ÐÐÑÐÐ, ÐÐÑÐÑÑ ÑÐ ÑÐ. ÐÑÐÑÐ ÐÑÐÑÐÑ, 95 ÑÐÑÐÐ: "ÐÐÑ ÐÑÐÐ?"
[JOKES] po edno za 2te strani ;-)
Каква е разликата между батерията и жената? Батерията има и положителна страна! Каква е външната прилика между мъжа и делфина? И двете изглеждат умни, но още не е доказано
[JOKES] Trance
sigurno vi e omr#znalo ot podobni, no tova si struva po skromnoto mi mnenie:) WebTrance ochevidno v LSD-trance :) Вие с вашата музика забравихте,че главното нещо е дълбока онази в сандъкът на тези извън мелодия в сандъкът биейки тихо онази в сандъкът на тези извън мелодия,която сърце също бие Original: You with your music forgot the main thing is that in the chest of those out of tuneDeep within the chestbeating quietly That in the chest of those out of tunea heart also beats
[JOKES] Dyv4ete ...
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[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] 'Foot in Mouth' award
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