I will be unsubscribing Lace and Lace-chat later tonight. My dear friend from
Chesham, Bucks is arriving tomorrow and we shall collect her at Dulles Airport near
Washington, DC. She is here only for 10 days, and I'll be back on the lists after she
leaves. I'll be reading private messages,
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, It was a good idea you had
to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a
charm. The front of the church fills first.
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, And you told me a little more
Dear T and other Spiders of inquiring minds
Growing up as a real Southern hillbilly, accent and all, we used each other to mean
two people interacting. Example: They got each other a birthday present. More often,
we would use one another in the same text. So...my take on the question -
Dear Peter,
There must be a typo somewhere...$50 USD for postage to Au? That sounds unreasonable,
and not like Robin and Russ.
Betty Ann
From: Peter Goldsmith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Apr 7, 2004 7:58 AM
Subject: [lace-chat] Wanted : Motif in Tuell
...I've found it on Robbin and Russ in the
Dear Jean,
Don't mess with your bank. If you go to the universal currency converter,
http://www.xe.com/ucc/
fill in 43.50 United States Dollars ($38.50 membership + $5)
convert it to British Pounds, the amount will be 23.77 GBP and you will write your
check for that amount today. It may
Tamara, my Friend, I fed United States, Virginia, Roanoke, and Thirlane Rd. into the
required spaces, and my house came up with *yours in the background*. What a hoot!
Super URL, Brian, Thanks...
Love, Betty Ann
~~
Subject: [lace-chat] Re: Great technology
On
Tamara, my Friend, I fed United States, Virginia, Roanoke, and Thirlane Rd. into the
required spaces, and my house came up with *yours in the background*. What a hoot!
Super URL, Brian, Thanks...
Love, Betty Ann
~~
Subject: [lace-chat] Re: Great technology
On
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Drasco Detective
Squad. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file
I clicked onto the URL that Heather of Abbotsford BC, and saw the blooms of what we in
the South call a Tulip or Yellow Poplar tree. In Virginia, my Magnolia trees bloom in
late May to early June with a beautiful creamy white bloom that has a heavenly aroma.
I often take the blooms and float
Dear Jenny,
David Collyer has excellent instructions which I have used quite a bit. Maybe
he'll reprint them for the list since it's been quite awhile since he did so.
Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA
Barron wrote:
...can anyone remind me where I saw instructions for making a
triangular
Dear Lynn,
Few of us have lace making supplies in our towns/cities. Our suppliers
world-wide will send catalogues, most have web sites, many take credit cards,
all take checks or International money orders, and supplies are only a phone
call or a click away. Don't dispair. Clarksburg is a
Wish I had kept all of Nolene's poems when I first joined Arachne.
I've been saving them for the past year or so, and she comes up with some
precious words that we all can relate to. Thanks, Nolene.
Betty Ann
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On Bob Hope
May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003
ON TURNING 70 You still chase women, but only downhill.
ON TURNING 80 That's the time of your life when even your birthday
suit needs pressing.
ON TURNING 90 You know you're getting old when the candles cost more
than the cake.
ON TURNING 100
Seven reasons not to mess with children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
Australian Bricklayer Report:
This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the
newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation
board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a
Darwin Award for sure...
Dear Sir:
I am writing in response to
I trust our Frence lacemakers will not take offense - none is intended..
Betty Ann who doesn't mind redneck, hillbilly and Southern jokes.
~
WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference
Just what the dip-stick deserved! (The gas thief, I mean...)
Betty Ann
Clay Blackwell wrote:
Subject: The 2003 Darwin Award Winners - and the last one's
for you, Betty Ann!!
**
A 5-STAR DARWIN AWARD WINNER!
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
This gives a bit of levity to this weather, and since I'm blonde, I find
these jokes hilarious... Betty Ann
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TRUCK DRIVER THE BLONDE
As a Utah trucker
1. Do you know the direction your garments
(jackets/coats/blouses/shirts) face
without looking in the closet?
Yes
2. Do all the garments face the same direction?
Yes
3. Do they face right or left?
Left
4. Are you male or female?
Female
5. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Love it! And, Tamara, I'll tell you what's next...
FH Clive and I are volunteering to man one of the beer tents from 10 p.m.
until 12:45 a.m. (Thought everyone went home at 12:01?) on Market Square in
downtown Roanoke... What we do for the Star City of the South and the
Fiddle and Banjo Club!
Certainly no offense to the Queen; I am a Royalist of the first order...
Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA, formerly of Chesham, Bucks, UK
They rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to
the thousands of cheering Britons.
And if I was 30 years *younger* I'd be off to my Bank of America!
Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA
...Korwyn in Norfolk, who wishes she was about 30 years older because she
would be hot-footing it to Barclay's in London to try it on . !!!
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October 11 Betty Ann Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED] VA USA
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I posted the change to lace and lace-chat
You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Lanta.
Driving Information:
Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.
1. Lanta has its own version of traffic rules...the truck with the loudest
exhaust goes next at a 4-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after
that. (Note:
Barbara in Rhode Island, US wrote:
US frogs also go ribbit ribbit
Southern US frogs go ribbbittt, ribbbittt, ribbbittt.That's anywhere South of the
Potomac River...((^_^))
Happy Croakkkinggg,
Betty Ann in Roanoke USA
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Guess what I did. Being roadkill on the information Superhighway, I
figured I couldn't print it. So.. I prepared my SSAE, addressed and
stamped another to Everything Quilts, and mailed it. Then would you
believe I printed the whole thing on two sheets perfectly...What did I do
right? Haven't a
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce.
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road
Since we're on about movies and favorite stars, we recall The Good, The
Bad, and The Ugly. Here's another version...
Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five
Dominique and Clay,
I *do* like Robert Redford's looks, but Harrison Ford can put his boots under
my bed anytimeand FH Clive is well-aware of this!
Betty Ann
dominique wrote:
...would all Robert Redford fans delurk?
Clay Blackwell wrote
... that I'd pay to go to the theatre to see Robert
Do you know something I don't, Joy? Impending destruction?
You know, anyone can decline any benefits one is reluctant to accept or don't
feel they deserve.
B.A. in Roanoke, Virginia, who has earned everything she has, and has written
her Last Will Testament to begin, Being of sound mind, I spent
Toni, If you are so dissatisified with the United States, have you ever
considered emigrating to another country? I'm sure your talents could be
better served elsewhere...
Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA
American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God and Proud of Both.
Toni Hawryluk
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