Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Thu, Dec 21, 2000 at 01:33:33AM -, Dean S Wilson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > -Original Message- > From: James Powell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >Aha, a Jim Davidson connoisseur! > > Complement or insult? Taking the lists view i'll go with insult ;) I expect you'd be right there.

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Thu, Dec 21, 2000 at 02:07:03AM +, Robin Szemeti ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote: > > > I thought he was supposed to b*gger off (along with Paul > > Daniels and Andrew Lloyd Webber) when Labour won the last election ;) > > hah .. chance would be a fine thing!

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Thu, Dec 21, 2000 at 02:07:03AM +, Robin Szemeti wrote: > "so .. what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels ?" "Not a lot" (else)? Say "yes, Paul

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote: > I thought he was supposed to b*gger off (along with Paul > Daniels and Andrew Lloyd Webber) when Labour won the last election ;) hah .. chance would be a fine thing! .. my fave Paul Daniels moment was when his bint (forgotten her name.. leggy thing about 30 yea

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dean S Wilson
-Original Message- From: James Powell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Aha, a Jim Davidson connoisseur! Complement or insult? Taking the lists view i'll go with insult ;) Its a local thing me thinks, crude comedians with chips on their shoulders are appreciated here :) I'm very worried about join

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote: > Here, Here > > Why the F*** the BBC spends my and everyone else licence fee on this > person is beyond me > > please lets drop the Davidson thing, before my blood pressure goes OTT. > hey .. the BBC spends its money on worse things ... me for instance .

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread James Powell
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 06:13:32PM -, Dean S Wilson wrote: > -Original Message- > From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 20 December 2000 17:23 > Subject: Re: Donation.. > > > >> Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > >not even the comic geni

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Greg Cope
Dave Cross wrote: > > On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 05:22:07PM +, Greg McCarroll >([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > * Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > > > > > Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > > > > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? >

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote: > On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 05:22:07PM +, Greg McCarroll >([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > * Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > > > > > Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > > > > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's

Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 09:21:13PM +, Dave Cross wrote: > > I thought the kill/fuck thing was something that George Carlin did as > part of his "seven words you can't say on the radio"[1] routine. > Davidson may have appropriated it, but it wouldn't have been anywhere > near as funny. > > "O

Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:06:50PM -0700, Nathan Torkington wrote: > Dave Cross writes: > > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? > > > > "Peter Cook is a sadly missed comic genius, unlike Jim Davidson, who is > > a talentless, sexist, racist waste of space." > > Wow, I was wonde

Re: Jim Davidson (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:28:16PM -0700, Nathan Torkington ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > Dave Cross writes: > > That's a direct quote from the Carlin routine. Are you sure that it > > wasn't a Carlin tape you were listening to? > > Even at that early an age I could recognize Carlin. I always had

Re: Jim Davidson (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Nathan Torkington
Dave Cross writes: > That's a direct quote from the Carlin routine. Are you sure that it > wasn't a Carlin tape you were listening to? Even at that early an age I could recognize Carlin. > Here's an extract from the 'shit' section. See if you recognise this. > > Why do we say "take a shit"? You

Re: Jim Davidson (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:17:59PM -0700, Nathan Torkington ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > Dave Cross writes: > > "Okay, sheriff, we're gonna fuck you now. But we're gonna fuck you > > reealll slloowww." > > Whoa. You're saying that this was originally a Carlin line? That's > also from the Davids

Re: Jim Davidson (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Nathan Torkington
Dave Cross writes: > "Okay, sheriff, we're gonna fuck you now. But we're gonna fuck you > reealll slloowww." Whoa. You're saying that this was originally a Carlin line? That's also from the Davidson tape. Nat

Re: Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:06:50PM -0700, Nathan Torkington ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > Dave Cross writes: > > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? > > > > "Peter Cook is a sadly missed comic genius, unlike Jim Davidson, who is > > a talentless, sexist, racist waste of space." >

Jim Davison (was Re: Donation..)

2000-12-20 Thread Nathan Torkington
Dave Cross writes: > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? > > "Peter Cook is a sadly missed comic genius, unlike Jim Davidson, who is > a talentless, sexist, racist waste of space." Wow, I was wondering why his name was so familiar. I think we had a tape of his on the school bu

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 06:13:32PM -, Dean S Wilson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > -Original Message- > From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 20 December 2000 17:23 > Subject: Re: Donation.. > > > >> Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > >no

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 05:22:07PM +, Greg McCarroll ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > * Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > > > Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? I'm sorry, but using the terms "co

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Dean S Wilson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > -Original Message- > From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 20 December 2000 17:23 > Subject: Re: Donation.. > > > >> Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > > > >not even the comic genius jim davidson's ad

Re: Donation [off topic]

2000-12-20 Thread Dean S Wilson
-Original Message- From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 20 December 2000 17:23 Subject: Re: Donation.. >> Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > >not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? Warning both of these are VERY crude pantos! Sinde

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > Your memory is flawed. Pantos aren't even slightly entertaining. > not even the comic genius jim davidson's adult one? -- Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 12/20/00 5:09:41 PM >* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: >> >> From: "David H. Adler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Date: 12/20/00 4:28:42 PM >> >> >On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:01:21PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote: >> >> >> >> didn't you just have a p

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > From: "David H. Adler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 12/20/00 4:28:42 PM > > >On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:01:21PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote: > >> > >> didn't you just have a panto in the states, i seem to > >> remember that gore played tweedle-dee and

RE: Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
From: "David H. Adler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 12/20/00 4:28:42 PM >On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:01:21PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote: >> >> didn't you just have a panto in the states, i seem to >> remember that gore played tweedle-dee and bush played >> tweedle-_dumb_ > > I thought panto was

Re: Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 05:55:00AM -0800, Dave Cross wrote: > > From: Robin Szemeti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 12/20/00 1:35:41 PM > > > I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people > > .. purely by chance, the current president is the brother > > of the one before last ... > >

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread David H. Adler
On Wed, Dec 20, 2000 at 02:01:21PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote: > > didn't you just have a panto in the states, i seem to remember that > gore played tweedle-dee and bush played tweedle-_dumb_ I thought panto was supposed to be fun... dha -- David H. Adler - <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> - http://www.p

RE: Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
From: Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 12/20/00 3:44:05 PM >* Mark Fowler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: >> > I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million >> > people .. purely by chance, the current president is >> > the brother of the one before last ... >> >> s/brother/son/; # s

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Mark Fowler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people .. purely by > > chance, the current president is the brother of the one before last ... > > s/brother/son/; # see, perl. > remember this is southern america the two statements can both be tr

RE: Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Dave Cross
From: Robin Szemeti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 12/20/00 1:35:41 PM > I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people > .. purely by chance, the current president is the brother > of the one before last ... Brother? Now that _would_ be weird - a family that named all its sons "George"

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Mark Fowler
> I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people .. purely by > chance, the current president is the brother of the one before last ... s/brother/son/; # see, perl. also, his brother is a governer isn't he... -- print "\n",map{my$a="\n"if(length$_>6);' 'x(36-length($_)/2)."$_\n$a"

RE: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Jonathan Peterson
> I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people .. purely by > chance, the current president is the brother of the one > before last ... I keep trying to tell people that the US is a monarchy, but they don't get it. Britain -> queen holds no political power, people grumble about the

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, you wrote: > didn't you just have a panto in the states, i seem to remember that > gore played tweedle-dee and bush played tweedle-_dumb_ perl -pi -e'/didn't you just have/aren't you having for the next few years/' I just think its a bit odd that out of XXX million people .

Re: Donation..

2000-12-20 Thread Greg McCarroll
* David H. Adler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > > > > *looks around slowly, walking around in a full circle* > > > > where where? > > Dammit. That's it. I'm coming to london for christmas next year > *just* so I can actually *see* a panto... > didn't you just have a panto in the states, i see

Re: Fwd: Lazy Dog Christmas Party

2000-12-20 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Tue, 19 Dec 2000, you wrote: > Had I a left nut, I would offer it in trade to go to this. If you like > Everything But The Girl and/or House Music, these guys are not to be > missed. Someone go so I can vicariously enjoy it :) useless fact #342 I used to live just over the road from Tracey Th