RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Jeremy Tonks
2011 4:41 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman Could any of you Mrs Strauss fans tell us about her attempts to grab the purse? From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Jeremy Tonks

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Rog & Reet
lves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but w

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Jeremy Tonks
.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go ou

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Rog & Reet
] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go out wearing saucepans on h

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
Chantry wrote: > No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to > the back of the queue! > > -- > *From*: nswolves@googlegroups.com > *To*: nswolves@googlegroups.com > *Sent*: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 > > *

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
f the queue! > > -- > *From*: nswolves@googlegroups.com > *To*: nswolves@googlegroups.com > *Sent*: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 > > *Subject*: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman > > If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Marcus Chantry
No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the back of the queue! From: nswolves@googlegroups.com To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Sent: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall wrote: > If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on > the floor. > > > On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward > wrote: > >> Nice one. >> >> >> On 3 M

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread mark worrall
If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward wrote: > Nice one. > > > On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall wrote: > >> If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then >> spill the c

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Steven Millward
Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall wrote: > If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then > spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. > > > On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes < > derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au> wrote: > >> Ve

RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread Marcus Chantry
LOL. How true is that!! From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mark worrall Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 9:33 AM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd

Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-03-02 Thread mark worrall
If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes wrote: > Very good this one !! > > > > > > You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the s

[NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman

2011-02-27 Thread Derek Hughes
Very good this one !!       You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgot