*Sunday School*
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught
Sunday School every week. On one Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a
gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine
looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man
Subject: Car Problems...
Texas
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was
deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours.
Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly
died away, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in
The two little old ladies had been very longtime close friends. But
being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own
respective religion.
It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so
one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old
BWHAAA!!!
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The two little old ladies had been very longtime close
Subject: 20
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a
prominent
urologist.
THE VIBRATOR
As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, What in the world are you doing?
The daughter
Posting 2 super losers today... Cheers -vo-
The Honolulu Police Department received reports of illegal
*cockfights* being held in the Ewa area and duly dispatched the infamous
Detective Chang to investigate.
He reported to his sergeant the next morning. Get tree main
Just one more drink...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The
son is just a head! But the dad loves his son anyway and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21
and in
innumerable guises; and discovered to be, at great human cost, wholly false.
--Paul Johnson
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Just one more drink...
A man
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Just one more drink...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without
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Just one more drink...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso
His Wife Did His Best Friend
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender
poured
him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp.
Wow, said the bartender. Something bad must have happened.
I came home early today, answered the guy. I went up to the bedroom,
and there
I missed 2,3, and 7Jamie
No *stupid joke Groaner* today - BUT - Take the following Quiz and you
may GROAN...
Subject: Quiz ... kind of tough?
1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the:
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What
is it?
2.
And I'm not sure what a passed ball is, so I didn't get all of 10Jamie
No *stupid joke Groaner* today - BUT - Take the following Quiz and you
may GROAN...
Subject: Quiz ... kind of tough?
1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the:
participants know the score or the
No *stupid joke Groaner* today - BUT - Take the following Quiz and you
may GROAN...
Subject: Quiz ... kind of tough?
1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the:
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What
is it?
2. What famous North American
Today, our beauty is a ReRun from waaay back...
A great new software announcement.
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system. We
are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data
that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the
Millennia
These 2 are so gOOd you can't stand them!!
At the Cemetery
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept
And our beauty for today is The Wrestling Match...
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
said we've done our reasearch on this Russian. He's never lost a match
because of
2 more - 2 day...
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his
breath
away.
I'm just an ordinary man, he said, walking up to her, but in just
a
week or
2 Groaners 4 Today
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RANCHING
A cattle rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow
the breeding fee from the bank. The banker lends him the money and
comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats
A Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn to buy a
round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two
glasses and a salt shaker.
One glass contains a measure of Baileys, the other has lime
UNION HOUSE
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, Is this a union
house?
No, she replied, I'm sorry it isn't. Well, if I pay you $100, what
VO, I love that picture of the Eagle
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Have A Nice Flight
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she
said, Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.
Tom
Man from Texas
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in
a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,Hey, you
got a telephone in that Rolls?
The guy in the Rolls says, Yes, of course I do. I got one too...
see? the
A HORSE IN THE BAR'
A man walked into a bar, sat down at the far end and had a drink. He
noticed there was a horse in the back of the bar room with a big
pot of
money on the floor in
front of it. What's up with that? He asked the bartender,
pointing at
the horse.
You gotta put a dollar
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