Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Deepa Mohan
On 10/4/07, Venkat Mangudi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


 Why is allowed always associated with a government? Can it not be that
 the people don't allow someone to write crap by telling him to stop
 doing it? I say allow in the humblest form, if there is one, where
 people tell a writer to cease and desist from publishing material that
 is irresponsible.



I accept  the sense you use allow... and in this sense, you are
quite right, of course. But how does anyone tell a writer to cease and
desist beforehand?...when seen as objectionable, the material has
already been published, and one can only say, no more of the
same...and in a free society, that can't be enforced, either.

Recently, on another email list that I belong to, one very vociferous
person DID write crap. Several of us pressurized him, by various
direct and indirect messages, to cease and desist, but the moderator
of the egroup had to a. allow his opinion in the first place; b. let
him have the opportunity to answer us; and c. allow him to give a
final apology (well, that was a pretty qualified one!)...but he did so
AFTER the crap email was sent out!

If one tries to say, beforehand, you can't write this, and this, and
this, that is construed as inhibition of freedom. The crap email was
posted in spite of general guidelines existing about what to post on
that egroup! So that's why I feel that only bodies of authority (eg,
the government)  can allow or disallow something.

Deepa.



On 10/4/07, Venkat Mangudi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


 Why is allowed always associated with a government? Can it not be that
 the people don't allow someone to write crap by telling him to stop
 doing it? I say allow in the humblest form, if there is one, where
 people tell a writer to cease and desist from publishing material that
 is irresponsible.





Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread ashok _
On 10/4/07, shiv sastry wrote:
 The US has responded robustly to one single attack on one September day.
 Would there have been another attack? Your guess is as good as mine - but the
 US was ripe for a terrorist attack (in my view). The US was sitting pretty
 and secure in its relative geographical isolation and local hegemony aided by
 good internal security and rule of law.


I dont think the US has responded robustly, as you put it.

If they had, the  question of who is winning would have been settled by now.

Older regimes like that of chairman mao and stalin immediately
executed   perpetrators (suspected or otherwise), and in many cases
cleaned out entire
villages where there were believed to be sympathizers.

the boer war at the turn of the last century was won by the english by
incarcerating whole boer communities into concentration camps and
starving them.

Using such tactics would probably mean putting protesters and
dissenters behind bars or in a torture chamber - whether they can or
want to do that is an entirely different question.

in the abscence of such tactics they can never win.  you would just
need another attack to halve the statistical success of we havent had
another attack.



[silk] HELP! retrieve lost archives

2007-10-04 Thread Aditya Kapil
Folks,
A mailing list that I have been part of for 7 years has been scrapped by the
owner in a fit of anger. We have convinced him to resurrect the forum. But
we are being told that retrieving archives (mails, docs, photos) may not be
possible. Does anyone here know differently and how to go about it? The list
was on yahoogroups.
Adit.

-- 
...But always remember that irritation is what allows oysters to create
pearls. Thank goodness for oysters because ulcers make crappy necklaces
[Scott Adams]


Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread shiv sastry
On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 12:46 pm, ashok _ wrote:
 in the abscence of such tactics they can never win.  you would just
 need another attack to halve the statistical success of we havent had
 another attack.

This is obvious.

I just need to have one affair for my wife to understand that she is only 50% 
of the women in my life.

But until I have that affair...


shiv



Re: [silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread ashok _
On 10/4/07, Aditya Kapil wrote:
 what is the best was to present slides in real time over the net while
 allowing both ends to edit?
 Adit


http://show.zoho.com maybe ?



Re: [silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread Charles Haynes
On 10/4/07, Aditya Kapil [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 what is the best was to present slides in real time over the net while
 allowing both ends to edit?

shameless plug

Google Docs of course. Expecially since you already have a GMail acct.

http://docs.google.com

/shameless plug

-- Charles



Re: [silk] HELP! retrieve lost archives

2007-10-04 Thread Udhay Shankar N

Aditya Kapil wrote [at 02:17 PM 10/4/2007] :


A mailing list that I have been part of for 7 years has been scrapped by the
owner in a fit of anger. We have convinced him to resurrect the forum. But
we are being told that retrieving archives (mails, docs, photos) may not be
possible. Does anyone here know differently and how to go about it? The list
was on yahoogroups.


Do any of the list members have archives that they can share? You can 
re-create it online that way, using mail-archive.com or gmane.org


Udhay
--
((Udhay Shankar N)) ((udhay @ pobox.com)) ((www.digeratus.com))




[silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread Aditya Kapil
what is the best was to present slides in real time over the net while
allowing both ends to edit?
Adit

-- 
...But always remember that irritation is what allows oysters to create
pearls. Thank goodness for oysters because ulcers make crappy necklaces
[Scott Adams]


Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Srini Ramakrishnan
On 10/3/07, Venkat Mangudi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
[...]
 Of course she should be allowed to write. Of course it was an opinion
 piece. It may have some truth in it. But it is misleading and the
 gullible believe it to be the truth. If they believe in the rapture,
 this is much more believable.


Call me gullible, I found the piece believable. The right wing think
tanks have some pretty wild ideas, I wouldn't put it past some of them
to dream of a right wing dictatorship.

The only recent conspiracy I've been witness to is what M$ did to
Linux via SCO and the patent scare. Thank goodness that one ended
well.

Cheeni



Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Ramakrishnan Sundaram
Gautam John said the following on 04/10/2007 13:27:

 As part of my work, I'm helping to try and institute systems for CRM and SCM
 because we work with many local branch offices,
 
 Also, is there a way I can/should combine inventory/SCM management and
 CRM/donor management?

I explored this a year ago. My conclusion was that the only way to do
something efficiently was to implement an OSS ERP system like Compiere.
There are others now that are totally web-based as well.

ERP will allow you to create suppliers (donors), customers, and manage
inventory. You can also integrate your accounting systems with it.

Be warned, implementing Compiere is a pain. The web-based ones may be a
bit better.

Ram



Re: [silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread Aditya Kapil
Plugs don't bother me. I need to get this done pronto. I have not figured
out how both sides edit and see changes: for both google and zoho. I have
the same problem with Thinkfree and Structures Data.
Adit.

On 10/4/07, Charles Haynes [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 On 10/4/07, Aditya Kapil [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  what is the best was to present slides in real time over the net while
  allowing both ends to edit?

 shameless plug

 Google Docs of course. Expecially since you already have a GMail acct.

 http://docs.google.com

 /shameless plug

 -- Charles




-- 
...But always remember that irritation is what allows oysters to create
pearls. Thank goodness for oysters because ulcers make crappy necklaces
[Scott Adams]


[silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
Hello,

I've just started work with Pratham Books [1] and they are a non-profit
organization and are the largest publishers of children's books in India and
publish over a million copies of a hundred titles in over twelve languages
each year.

As part of my work, I'm helping to try and institute systems for CRM and SCM
because we work with many local branch offices,
printers/publishers and customers scattered over the country and as of
today, we have a major issue in not being able to see data on stock in
hand/in transit/in publication etc and this severely hampers our ability to
fulfill orders in any meaningful way. Our current method relies more on
Excel sheets, telephone calls and a whole lot of faith. The only piece of
good news is that we have a UIN for all our books, in the form of an ISBN.
Ideally, such SCM and CRM systems will be web based because it would be near
impossible to maintain an application on users' computers across the
country.

I have been evaluating Salesforce [2] for CRM in terms of Donor and Pledge
management and it seems to be just what we need. However, it is pretty weak
(and please correct me if I am wrong) in terms of inventory management.
Hence, I've been using Zoho CRM [3] and it seems to be an ideal starting
point for us for inventory management.

What we're now looking at doing is enabling online sales of our books. We
have a rudimentary system [4] but it does not allow for online payment nor
does it take in to account SKU availability. Is there a simple way of
setting up an online sales and payment portal that also takes in to account
inventory available?

Also, is there a way I can/should combine inventory/SCM management and
CRM/donor management?

Lastly, would you have ideas as to novel distribution channels we can look
at tapping in to such that we can get our books to as many children as
possible? We currently use a combination of internal, NGO/INGO and
government channels. No real private/corporate channels as we simply don't
have anything to offer, in terms of mark-up, to the channel.

I'm wondering, and hoping, that Silk might be able to provide some guidance
and assistance.

Cheers!

Gautam


[1] http://prathambooks.org/
[2] http://www.salesforcefoundation.org/product
[3] http://crm.zoho.com
[4] http://prathambooks.org/order.htm


Re: [silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
On 10/4/07, Aditya Kapil [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

I have not figured out how both sides edit and see changes: for both google
 and zoho.


I assume it will not reflect in real-time. You'll need to save it for the
other side to see it.

-Gautam


Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
On 10/4/07, ashok _ [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

http://civicrm.org/


Thanks. Looks like they also have a hosted version.

But its based on drupal (www.drupal.org)


Will take a look. Seems intimidating!

Cheers!

-Gautam


Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
On 10/4/07, Ramakrishnan Sundaram [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

If managing inventory is key, I'm afraid you have no option but one of
 the ERP products. Maybe you can hire one of Compiere's implementation
 partners to do it for you?


I have sent them a mail.

The one thing I've noticed about US based companies (it may be wider, but my
experience is limited) is how far out of their way they'll go to assist
non-profits, technically and financially, in terms of discounts or free
licenses. It has been quite an eye opener.


Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
On 10/4/07, Ramakrishnan Sundaram [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

My conclusion was that the only way to do something efficiently was to
 implement an OSS ERP system like Compiere.


Thanks.

I looked at that and Vtiger [1] but the level of complexity scared me.

[1] http://www.vtiger.com/


Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Biju Chacko
On 10/4/07, Ramakrishnan Sundaram [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Gautam John said the following on 04/10/2007 13:27:

  As part of my work, I'm helping to try and institute systems for CRM and SCM
  because we work with many local branch offices,
 
  Also, is there a way I can/should combine inventory/SCM management and
  CRM/donor management?

 I explored this a year ago. My conclusion was that the only way to do
 something efficiently was to implement an OSS ERP system like Compiere.
 There are others now that are totally web-based as well.

 ERP will allow you to create suppliers (donors), customers, and manage
 inventory. You can also integrate your accounting systems with it.

 Be warned, implementing Compiere is a pain. The web-based ones may be a
 bit better.

http://ofbiz.apache.org/  perhaps?

-- b



Re: [silk] Online SCM and Shopping

2007-10-04 Thread Ramakrishnan Sundaram
Gautam John said the following on 04/10/2007 13:56:

 I looked at that and Vtiger [1] but the level of complexity scared me.
 
 [1] http://www.vtiger.com/

While I haven't used vtiger, I've used SugarCRM, which it is forked
from, extensively. It's not complex at all, but won't serve your purpose
- it does sales pipelining and CRM only.

If managing inventory is key, I'm afraid you have no option but one of
the ERP products. Maybe you can hire one of Compiere's implementation
partners to do it for you?

Ram





Re: [silk] presenting online

2007-10-04 Thread Venkat Mangudi
Take a look at Yugma. (www.yugma.com)

Venkat

Binand Sethumadhavan wrote:
 On 04/10/2007, Charles Haynes [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 In google docs, the updates happen pretty quickly and are reflected on
 all participant versions, though I find it helpful to have an open
 teleconference at the same time.
 
 I have been told that the newly launched Google Presentations has
 Google Chat integrated into it; so you can have teleconferencing as
 well.
 
 Binand
 
 




Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Venky TV
On 10/3/07, Deepa Mohan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On 10/3/07, ashok_ wrote:

 If people are gullible enough to believe something,
 they should be allowed to.

 Well..I would take exception, on principle, to that word gullible,
 which I think is a value judgement. In matters of religious faith,
 there are only different beliefs..

Isn't that what gullibility is all about -- belief in something illogical?

 if someone has a belief that hes
 horse is the tenth avatar of Vishnu, do I have rationally acceptable
 proof to the contrary?

Why would you need to provide proof?  It would be up to the believer
to do that.  Until that happens, you are perfectly justified in
assuming the person is gullible.  (Well, technically not gullible in
this case -- just cuckoo -- unless it was someone else who convinced
him his horse is divine.)

 It is only when people begin interfering with
 others' lives in the name of those beliefs that mischief brews.

This make a leap from gullibility to being a menace to society.  I did
not see any such correlation implied here.

Venky (the Second).



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Biju Chacko
On 10/4/07, Venky TV [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On 10/3/07, Deepa Mohan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  On 10/3/07, ashok_ wrote:
 
  If people are gullible enough to believe something,
  they should be allowed to.
 
  Well..I would take exception, on principle, to that word gullible,
  which I think is a value judgement. In matters of religious faith,
  there are only different beliefs..

 Isn't that what gullibility is all about -- belief in something illogical?

I'd say gullibility would be belief in something illogical without
realising it's illogical. Religious belief  (very often) is a
conscious choice to believe in something irrational.

 Venky (the Second).

I think you'd be Venky (the Third) because

a. There were at least two silklist Venkys before you.

b. Somehow the third seem appropriate for you. viz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Madness_of_King_George

-- b



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Venky TV
On 10/4/07, Biju Chacko [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 I'd say gullibility would be belief in something illogical without
 realising it's illogical. Religious belief  (very often) is a
 conscious choice to believe in something irrational.

Fair enough, though I'd expect the majority of the hard-core religious
believers to be of the former kind.  Like the ones who ignore evidence
to the contrary and continue believing that the world was created in 7
days or that Adam's bridge was built by humans, just because a holy
book says so.

  Venky (the Second).

 I think you'd be Venky (the Third) because

 a. There were at least two silklist Venkys before you.

 b. Somehow the third seem appropriate for you. viz
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Madness_of_King_George

I know only one other Venky here.  The other one is a Venkat.  Nah
nah nah nah naaah nah! So there!

Venky (the Second)



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Thaths
On 10/3/07, Venkat Mangudi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Why is allowed always associated with a government? Can it not be that
 the people don't allow someone to write crap by telling him to stop
 doing it? I say allow in the humblest form, if there is one, where
 people tell a writer to cease and desist from publishing material that
 is irresponsible.

Because the tyranny of the masses is still a tyranny.

Thaths
-- 
Bart: I want to be emancipated.
Homer: Emancipated?! Don't you like being a dude?
-- Homer J. Simpson
Sudhakar ChandraSlacker Without Borders



Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread shiv sastry
A little OT but two Indian army majors were killed in action to eliminate 9 
armed intruders from Pakistan a couple of days ago

A cousin of one of those Army officers has made this blog entry:

http://bohemianfreespirit.blogspot.com/2007/10/saying-goodbye-is-another-way-of-saying.html

shiv



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread shiv sastry
On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 3:05 pm, ashok _ wrote:
  AIDS
 actually originated from an american polio vaccine trial gone wrong.

Isn't the polio vaccine designed to make Muslims infertile?

shiv



Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
 A little OT but two Indian army majors were killed in action to
 eliminate 9 armed intruders from Pakistan a couple of days ago
 
 A cousin of one of those Army officers has made this blog entry:
 
 http://bohemianfreespirit.blogspot.com/2007/10/saying-goodbye-is-
 another-way-of-saying.html

Truly sad (and that's speaking as a kid who got educated in an air force
Kendriya Vidyalaya for several years, thanks to it being the only decent
school in the small town I lived in back then.. not an air force brat
myself, though most of my friends were)

Know enough people who lost relatives (uncles and such) in the Pakistan /
China wars or militancy .. but one thing that makes me think

What exactly was the size of the Rashtriya Rifles detachment going after
these militants? Majors command a whole battalion if am not wrong - that's
at least two companies in strength, about 150..200 people each, right?  What
were the losses in that firefight, for 9 militants to die?





Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread shiv sastry
On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 8:36 pm, Suresh Ramasubramanian wrote:
 What exactly was the size of the Rashtriya Rifles detachment going after
 these militants? Majors command a whole battalion if am not wrong - that's
 at least two companies in strength, about 150..200 people each, right?
  What were the losses in that firefight, for 9 militants to die?


Just the two Majors. The surprising thing was two officers being killed.

shiv



Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread Nandkumar Saravade


shiv sastry wrote:

On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 8:36 pm, Suresh Ramasubramanian wrote:
  

What exactly was the size of the Rashtriya Rifles detachment going after
these militants? Majors command a whole battalion if am not wrong - that's
at least two companies in strength, about 150..200 people each, right?
 What were the losses in that firefight, for 9 militants to die?




Just the two Majors. The surprising thing was two officers being killed.

shiv

  
Not so surprising.  The casualties in the officer ranks are always 
higher.  To quote from a recent account, of the Kargil war:


/This story might trouble some, why is it that officers are given so 
much importance, even in the media an officer's death gets more 
attention, there is only one way to answer that..quite simply - Its an 
officer driven army. The officer is treated special because the officer 
leads in battle by example. His message to his troops is always, follow 
me, who never asks them to do what he would not do themselves. In Kargil 
in most cases it was a young officer that was first to reach the 
objective, this Army has the highest officer casualty ratio in the 
entire world! To lead from the front, this is the officers creed, not Rs 
15,000 a month!  
(http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/showcolumns.aspx?id=COLEN20070021325)/


Majors command companies; a battalion will generally have six companies.

Nandkumar


Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread ashok _
On 10/4/07, Nandkumar Saravade wrote:
 entire world! To lead from the front, this is the officers creed, not Rs
 15,000 a month!
 (http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/showcolumns.aspx?id=COLEN20070021325)/

One of the reasons why the army is experiencing a severe shortage of officers.
Also why , so many officers are putting up their papers and taking
voluntary retirement.



Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread shiv sastry
A related article
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Young_officers_lead_from_the_front/articleshow/2430534.cms

BTW Nandakumar - I saw you on NDTV re cybercrime. I sent an SMS saying that 
the govt should shift to OSS but NDTV ignored my SMS. So much for my 
importance in the scheme of things..

shiv



On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 9:24 pm, Nandkumar Saravade wrote:
 shiv sastry wrote:
  On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 8:36 pm, Suresh Ramasubramanian wrote:
  What exactly was the size of the Rashtriya Rifles detachment going after
  these militants? Majors command a whole battalion if am not wrong -
  that's at least two companies in strength, about 150..200 people each,
  right? What were the losses in that firefight, for 9 militants to die?
 
  Just the two Majors. The surprising thing was two officers being killed.
 
  shiv

 Not so surprising.  The casualties in the officer ranks are always
 higher.  To quote from a recent account, of the Kargil war:

 /This story might trouble some, why is it that officers are given so
 much importance, even in the media an officer's death gets more
 attention, there is only one way to answer that..quite simply - Its an
 officer driven army. The officer is treated special because the officer
 leads in battle by example. His message to his troops is always, follow
 me, who never asks them to do what he would not do themselves. In Kargil
 in most cases it was a young officer that was first to reach the
 objective, this Army has the highest officer casualty ratio in the
 entire world! To lead from the front, this is the officers creed, not Rs
 15,000 a month!
 (http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/showcolumns.aspx?id=COLEN20070021325)
/

 Majors command companies; a battalion will generally have six companies.

 Nandkumar



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Venkat Mangudi
Venky TV wrote:
 I know only one other Venky here.  The other one is a Venkat.  Nah
 nah nah nah naaah nah! So there!

This is the other Venkat. You are right, I prefer Venki not Venky.



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Venkat Mangudi
Thaths wrote:
  Because the tyranny of the masses is still a tyranny.

Where did tyranny come into the picture? Don't remember anybody ordering
someone to cease and desist. I used tell someone to cease and desist.
Not allow was used in the sense of using public outcry to make a
person stop.



Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Abhijit Menon-Sen
At 2007-10-05 09:04:40 +0530, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

  Because the tyranny of the masses is still a tyranny.
 
 Where did tyranny come into the picture? [...]
 Not allow was used in the sense of using public outcry to make a
 person stop.

Oh, you mean those genteel demonstrations of disagreement that one reads
about when someone insults Shivaji or publishes cartoons about Muhammad
or makes a film about Hindu widows in Varanasi?

-- ams



Re: [silk] 9/11 again

2007-10-04 Thread Nandkumar Saravade



shiv sastry wrote:

A related article
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Young_officers_lead_from_the_front/articleshow/2430534.cms

BTW Nandakumar - I saw you on NDTV re cybercrime. I sent an SMS saying that 
the govt should shift to OSS but NDTV ignored my SMS. So much for my 
importance in the scheme of things..


The current news slot is probably not meant to have any real discussion 
for this kind of a topic; I could see the anchor preparing to move on to 
the next question to another participant before I was anywhere near 
finishing my reply.  This was my first time on a live show and it was 
pretty disconcerting.


The mobile companies are probably the only ones really interested in this!

Nandkumar


Re: [silk] Fascism?

2007-10-04 Thread Srini Ramakrishnan
On 10/4/07, shiv sastry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On Thursday 04 Oct 2007 3:05 pm, ashok _ wrote:
   AIDS
  actually originated from an american polio vaccine trial gone wrong.

 Isn't the polio vaccine designed to make Muslims infertile?

Timba!

Cheeni



[silk] Thoughts during a meeting..

2007-10-04 Thread Gautam John
Something that we all experience

http://www.joethepeacock.com/2007/10/unordered-list-of-thoughts-i-had-during.php...

___

 An unordered list of thoughts I had during a conference call with a
potential client today


- There's no way in hell this is going to be under thirty minutes. Why
are you lying to me? It's not possible. You know it's not possible.
You are a liar, sir.

- God, I wish I'd been paying attention in college when they went over
the definition of synergistic in English and how to leverage it in
Business... Oh yeah, I didn't go to college. That's probably why I use
regular words and thoughts to describe how I want to create a product
and then make money on it. And why I know you can't leverage
anything, given that it's a noun.

- IF YOU SAY Drink the Kool-Aid ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME, I'M GOING TO
BURST THROUGH THE WALL AT YOUR OFFICE, KILL YOU IN A VERY UNSIGHTLY
AND BLOODY WAY, AND THEN SCREAM Oh, YEAH!

- Facebook isn't the internet, dipshit.

- New technologies like CSS, huh? Wow. You guys have your thumb right
on the pulse of this here internet thing.

- Oh for chrissake... AJAX is NOT A LANGUAGE, and you CANNOT code A
WEBSITE IN IT.

- MySpace isn't the internet, dipshit.

- I know you guys are in California and all, but last I checked, the
timezones don't shift back far enough for you to have been born
yesterday...

- You want to rank and hide comments on your Completely open and
honest corporate communications blog, but only after an admin /
editor has approved the comments that have been made? Do you not
understand the concepts of Completely open? And for that matter,
ranking and hiding?

- You can't use XML to program a site either.

- You want four million users by DECEMBER?? You have four hundred
active licenses for your product currently! Nothing - and I mean
NOTHING - is going to add four zeros to the end of that number in
three months short of hiring Arthur Anderson to handle the
bookkeeping.

- Wait... First you wanted to clone Digg... Then you wanted to add
the social aspects of Facebook to it, and NOW you want it to be
Wikipedia? Where the HELL did you spend your morning? In the Web 2.0
Company Names to Memorize symposium sponsored by the local Linux
Enthusiasts club?

- Uh... Four million active users means minimum 20,000 concurrent
users at any given moment, and you want to do all of this on ONE
co-located virtual server in India? On .Net and MS SQL Server?
Honestly? You really, really think that's how it will go? In that
case, can I punch you? Please? I mean, I only ask because you seem
like the type of person who'd ponder the question and then just blurt
out Yes, and I've been dying to hit something since I pressed 1 to
join your conference.

- Flickr is not the internet, dipshit.

- Oh man, I wonder how they'd take it if I unmuted this line for just
a second to let them hear how loud I'm laughing at all of this...

- Oh for fuck's sake, you honestly think you can get the guys from
Penny Arcade to do advertisements for this whacked-out product?

- Did you really just say you're going to use ISS on Vista because
it's more reliable than Apache? Really? Cause, like, you know you can
run Apache on Windows, right?

- FACEBOOK. IS. NOT. THE. INTERNET. YOU. DIPSHIT.

- Uh... You really... Um... Okay, I guess you DO think that Microsoft
will buy you next year. Can I get paid, like, all in advance on this
gig? With a cashier's check?

- Oh, there it is... The three letters I've been waiting for... IPO.

- Hey Google? I have a bug to report... I checked my calendar, and it
SAYS this is 2007... Are you SURE? Cause I really, really feel like
I'm in 1999 right now...

- Okay, so wait - Now we're adding YouTube onto the
Digg-a-book-apedia-r site you want to miraculously create in six
months?

- OH COME ON... You honestly expect me to invest work hours into your
project and get paid when the VC comes in? Like... Where's the VC
coming in FROM? Xenu?

- Oh. Great. The Director of Development also owns the outsourced
programming company we'd use in Romania. How... Convenient. Sounds
like he's the only one in this entire group who's actually thinking
about how to make a profit here.

- Where's my gun? I know I own one somewhere... Even if it's a toy
gun, at least I can disassemble it and choke on the small internal
parts.

- Is it impolite to just hang up and not return the call, or should I
begin crafting my No thanks speech?