Herbert Xu wrote:
Jeff Waugh [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I was hoping to receive a few more contributions! :)
OK, can't leave gawk out can we,
gawk 'BEGIN { print strftime("%c", 10^9) }'
This is really a scripting job.
MySQL is handy for
quote who="Rick Welykochy"
MySQL is handy for quick numeric calcs, but giga seconds is messy:
Sick puppy. Mind you...
echo -e "? echo date('D M j H:i:s Y', 10) . '\n'; ?" | php -q
- Jeff
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It's
5 REM With the recent talk about BASIC being useless
6 REM I just had to demonstrate the utility of BASIC
7 REM in the modern Linux community.
9 LET DAY$=""
00010 LET DATE$=""
00011 LET TIME$=""
00012 LET YEAR=0
00020 GOTO 50010
00030 LET DATE$=" September"
00040 GOTO 00600
00050
begin ... upon a time: Rick Welykochy wrote:
On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ken Yap wrote:
That's what I mean by powers of 2. We could have "clock bit 12 changed
state" parties. :-)
Geek overload detector: RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
Scotty: Captain, the computer's holo-matrix is imploding. I
In the INTERCAL giga-second script V0. , the --help option is
incorrect.
Replace with this non-patch file:
bada-bing
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quote who="Rick Welykochy"
In the INTERCAL giga-second script V0. , the --help option is
incorrect.
GAR!
I thought the only penance worthy of my PHP one-liner was to hack something
up in INTERCAL. You know that X Files (probably the only one I remember very
well) with the dude who has to go
Tom Massey wrote:
5 REM With the recent talk about BASIC being useless
6 REM I just had to demonstrate the utility of BASIC
7 REM in the modern Linux community.
[cut]
50050 REM (Yes, I am seeking counselling)
Rick Welykochy wrote:
[cut]
#!/bin/bash
STOPTHISTHANG=1
On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:02:41AM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote:
output program using INTERCAL (see http://intercal.com).
You're a very disturbed individual ...
Must be time for a couple of assembler versions. The first one is a
whopping 1240 bytes. It cheats by hard-coding the length of
John Clarke wrote:
On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:02:41AM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote:
output program using INTERCAL (see http://intercal.com).
You're a very disturbed individual ...
Agreed. It is insane trying to convince a well-informed troup like
the Penguinillas that a bash script is
Rick Welykochy was once rumoured to have said:
John Clarke wrote:
On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:02:41AM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote:
output program using INTERCAL (see http://intercal.com).
You're a very disturbed individual ...
Agreed. It is insane trying to convince a
On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 11:28:45AM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote:
John Clarke wrote:
On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:02:41AM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote:
output program using INTERCAL (see http://intercal.com).
You're a very disturbed individual ...
Agreed. It is insane trying to
Jeff Waugh [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
python -c 'import time ; print time.strftime("%c", time.localtime(10**9))'
perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"'
ruby -e 'puts Time.at(10**9)'
Bloat! Try
date -d '1970/01/01 utc + 10 sec'
or if you really hate typing 0's, try
date
quote who="Herbert Xu"
Bloat! Try
date -d '1970/01/01 utc + 10 sec'
I was hoping to receive a few more contributions! :)
Hardly surprised to get a "Bloat!" rating from Herbert 'cut' Xu.
;) - Jeff
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This one time, at band camp, Jeff Waugh said:
quote who="Herbert Xu"
Bloat! Try
date -d '1970/01/01 utc + 10 sec'
I was hoping to receive a few more contributions! :)
#include time.h
#include stdio.h
void main() {
time_t time = 10;
puts(ctime(time));
}
Herbert Xu wrote:
Jeff Waugh [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
python -c 'import time ; print time.strftime("%c", time.localtime(10**9))'
perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"'
ruby -e 'puts Time.at(10**9)'
Bloat! Try
date -d '1970/01/01 utc + 10 sec'
date -d "1970/01/01 utc +
James Wilkinson wrote:
Dammit, the binary still comes out to be 3k after stripping.
Then obviously you need to read this:
http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/software/tiny/teensy.html
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...and whilst you are at it, some of you younger ones might wish to put
the next important date in the diary:
date -d "1970/01/01 utc + 1$(printf "%0.10d" 0) sec"
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Damn it, that one doesn't seem correct some how.
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Howard Lowndes wrote:
...and
| ...and whilst you are at it, some of you younger ones might wish to put
| the next important date in the diary:
| date -d "1970/01/01 utc + 1$(printf "%0.10d" 0) sec"
But as I pointed out in a similar thread long ago, decimal numbers mean
nothing to computers. While you'll be celebrating, the
On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ken Yap wrote:
But as I pointed out in a similar thread long ago, decimal numbers mean
nothing to computers. While you'll be celebrating, the flip-flops in
your computer will not. You should really be investigating interesting
moments involving powers of 2. Something
| But as I pointed out in a similar thread long ago, decimal numbers mean
| nothing to computers. While you'll be celebrating, the flip-flops in
| your computer will not. You should really be investigating interesting
| moments involving powers of 2. Something like the Unix 2^30-Party. :-)
|
Jeff Waugh [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I was hoping to receive a few more contributions! :)
OK, can't leave gawk out can we,
gawk 'BEGIN { print strftime("%c", 10^9) }'
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I think you all have your priorities wrong. You should be looking up
excuses (like you need one) to party tonight, tomorrow, day after
tomorrow etc etc ad infinitum (spelling correctors will be persecuted)
not in 9mths, X years etc..
If there *must* be geek-like excuses, how about these:
-
|I think you all have your priorities wrong. You should be looking up
|excuses (like you need one) to party tonight, tomorrow, day after
|tomorrow etc etc ad infinitum (spelling correctors will be persecuted)
|not in 9mths, X years etc..
That's what I mean by powers of 2. We could have "clock
On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ken Yap wrote:
That's what I mean by powers of 2. We could have "clock bit 12 changed
state" parties. :-)
Geek overload detector: RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
Scotty: Captain, the computer's holo-matrix is imploding. I think
Ken's hit the geek event horizon!
Capt: Scotty,
This one time, at band camp, Craige McWhirter said:
I think you all have your priorities wrong. You should be looking up
excuses (like you need one) to party tonight, tomorrow, day after
tomorrow etc etc ad infinitum (spelling correctors will be persecuted)
not in 9mths, X years etc..
Ok, party
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