[ADMIN] Temporarily going under

2009-02-11 Thread Steve VanDevender
Rose Auerbach writes: I'm having surgery in the morning. Not serious in the big scheme of things, but my access will be limited for the next few days. Please don't have an October while I'm gone. Thanks. Good luck, Rose. We'll be good.

RE: [BREAKING] Up Up and Away

2009-10-15 Thread Steve VanDevender
Kevin G. Barkes writes: I still can't believe no one at CNN had the physics knowledge necessary to do the math and figure out that that balloon couldn't possibly lift a 50 pound kid to 8000 feet. Geez. Even worse is the number of rescuers that seem to have been sucked in before one of them

Re: [Barry's Archives] Good Lord... has it been ten years?

2009-11-24 Thread Steve VanDevender
Michael King writes: Dobyns... I knew something looked wrong about that. Although I bet they still would have made an interesting anchor pair. On Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 4:21 PM, danny burstein dan...@panix.com wrote: On Tue, 24 Nov 2009, Jim O'Connell wrote: I'm a fan of the

Re: Rushing Rush to the hospital

2009-12-30 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: You're missing the big picture: We now know Rush has a heart, at least. Rich Note they said chest pains, which doesn't necessarily imply there's something wrong with his heart, if he has a heart. Maybe the thing inside of him has finished gestating and is trying to

Re: (TVDEATHWATCH) Conan to Quit if Jay gets 11:35

2010-01-12 Thread Steve VanDevender
kbrab...@aol.com writes: You got to say, the man has class. And he knows his hair is just wrong. And so it goes, Kevin Brabant (NBC Execs = Stupidity) kbrab...@aol.com Just out of curiousity, how is it that your reply trimmed the first character off of every line in the

[HEADLINES] Wow, really.

2010-07-09 Thread Steve VanDevender
Some headline writer at Reuters really pulled a boner. So to speak. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups World News Now Discussion List group. To post to this group, send email to

Subject: that Coca Cola secret formula? bupkes compared to...

2010-08-07 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: compared to... Nooks and Crannies Seems the current incarnation of the S.B. Thomas English Muffin bakery corporation believes that their super duper secret recipe for making their signature product... ... would be at risk if one of their _seven_

Re: (sports deadpool) 56-year-old-gorilla on the back

2010-11-01 Thread Steve VanDevender
James Stanley Barr writes: Living in Texas, at least I take comfort in knowing that the Rangers actually made it to the Series in my lifetime. Now if only the Dallas Cowboys would wake up and smell the coffee. I'm pretty sure the Dallas Cowboys will never make it to the World Series.

[DEADPOOL] There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his coffin

2011-02-07 Thread Steve VanDevender
Ken Olson, co-founder of DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation), one of the biggest computer manufacturers in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. http://www.masshightech.com/stories/2011/02/07/daily16-Ken-Olsen-co-founder-of-DEC-died-at-84.html -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the

Re: [media] Sixty Minutes of Fame...

2011-09-27 Thread Steve VanDevender
Joseph Nebus writes: On Sep 28, 2011, at 8:09 AM, Steven Otte wrote: His 1,097th ORIGINAL essay? How many of the others did he crib from Mike Royko? I'm wondering where 60 Minutes is going to find someone else who has too many free pens which won't write and which he

[DEADPOOL] End of line

2011-10-13 Thread Steve VanDevender
Joseph Nebus writes: There's a report that Dennis Ritchie, who can be credited for Unix and C and making arrays start with zero, died over the weekend: http://boingboing.net/2011/10/12/dennis-ritchie-1941-2011-computer-scientist-unix-co-creator-c-co-inventor.html I've seen similar

still wearing the cranky pants

2012-08-10 Thread Steve VanDevender
Tim Goodman on dealing with his own critics at TCA: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tca-2012-tim-goodman-chuck-lorre-359153 -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups World News Now Discussion List group. To post to this group, send email to

[DEADPOOL] Stainless Steel Rats

2012-08-15 Thread Steve VanDevender
Joseph Nebus writes: Harry Harrison, renowned publicity man for the Soylent Green agency, has died: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/aug/15/harry-harrison Make Room, Make Room In Heaven? Ironically Wikipedia says his first published novel was titled Deathworld. --

[no subject]

2012-08-21 Thread Steve VanDevender
Glenda Collins writes: http://www.toliosports.gr/jshwov/631087.html Hey listbastards, I think Glenda has chronic malware infection. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups World News Now Discussion List group. To post to this group, send email to

RE: [misc] Former NBC Prez Jeff Zucker expected to lead CNN (fwd)

2012-11-27 Thread Steve VanDevender
Terry Knab writes: The funny part is he gets to be Conan's boss a second time (since tbs is in the Time Warner stable) What, they saw how NBC started to improve after Zucker left, so they're going to hire him so that firing him will allow them to turn around too? -- You received this

Re: it's not easy being dead

2013-04-03 Thread Steve VanDevender
Joseph Nebus writes: On Apr 3, 2013, at 7:08 AM, danny burstein dan...@panix.com wrote: Muppets Co-Creator Jane Henson Dies at 78 by Mike Barnes Jane Henson, who with her future husband and fellow puppeteer Jim Henson was instrumental in bringing the Muppets to life in the

Re: Say it isn't so!

2014-01-22 Thread Steve VanDevender
Mary Block writes: And all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well in the end. Ste. Julian of Norwich, 13th Century http://q13fox.com/2014/01/22/police-kids-snorting-smarties-candy-to-get-high/#axzz2rBEaD8ay 1. This story is bogus. 2. The

Re: [WNN Anchor Away]

2014-06-12 Thread Steve VanDevender
Joseph Nebus writes: On Jun 12, 2014, at 6:02 AM, Donna Christiansen dmchri...@gmail.com wrote: We are now anchorless. John is leaving tomorrow. Heading to WPIX to be their main anchor. I for one am interested to see the newscast consisting of 90 minutes of Elmo giggling. As

RE: Happy 23rd birthday, World News Now!

2015-01-07 Thread Steve VanDevender
Kevin G. Barkes writes: They could repackage the Juju and Anderson segments and use them before the Adult Swim infomercials. Too Many Anchors? Regards, KGB - Kevin G. Barkes Email: kgbar...@gmail.com KGB Report: http://www.kgbreport.com Commentwear by KGB:

[Peeps] Homemade Peeps? (SotA: What next, Reena YODELING? Oh, wait...)

2015-03-20 Thread Steve VanDevender
Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu) writes: I have my doubts about how PEEPish these could be, but here is the recipe: https://www.yahoo.com/food/ homemade-easter-peeps-recipe-a-parade-of-bunnies-11315120.html If they don't swell up when you put them in a microwave, they aren't Peeps.

(DEADPOOL) Buried in Strata

2015-03-12 Thread Steve VanDevender
James Stanley Barr writes: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-31858156 Fantasy author Sir Terry Pratchett dead at 66. THE DEATH OF THE WARRIOR OR THE OLD MAN OR THE LITTLE CHILD, THIS I UNDERSTAND, AND I TAKE AWAY THE PAIN AND END THE SUFFERING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS

Re: Trying again: archive query

2015-02-26 Thread Steve VanDevender
Steve VanDevender writes: I have discovered that I have a pretty complete archive of w...@home.ease.lsoft.com messages from April 28, 2004 onwards (continuing through the transition to the Google Groups mailing list in early 2006). I probably used to have more since I originally subscribed

Re: Trying again: archive query

2015-02-26 Thread Steve VanDevender
Rose Ellen Auerbach writes: The short answer is, I don't think so. L-Soft deleted everything when we decided to stop paying them $600 a year around 2006. The slightly longer answer is, they probably exist somewhere, but heck if I know where. The likeliest place is my old armory.com

Re: (DEADPOOL) Life Left Behind

2016-07-26 Thread Steve VanDevender
Dennis Brumm writes: > > >>http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/tim-lahaye-author-of-left-behind-end-times-novels-dies/ar-BBuQvwN > >> > >>Tim LaHaye, author of "Left Behind" dead at 90. > > > >I guess it was time for him to Move On. > > I hope he's enraptured with his new self.

[MATTHEW] Catastrophe on the coast, was: [KATRINA] Delta doomed

2016-10-06 Thread Steve VanDevender
damonb...@gmail.com writes: > Because Gmail is still around, I found the NWS warning copy that grabbed > everybody's attention some 11 years ago for comparison purposes. This is the > first instance I can think of since then when I've seen the phrase > "uninhabitable for weeks." There's

Re: as if we weren't feeling old enough..

2016-08-27 Thread Steve VanDevender
Debbie Speer writes: > Nice timing, Danny. Thanks. Thanks a lot. ;) I just happened to be reminded of this earlier today by a USENET post (yet another thing to make us feel old) except I couldn't quite remember what it was. And then Danny posted this a couple of hours later. > -Deb > No, I'm

Night of the Living Deadpool

2017-01-02 Thread Steve VanDevender
Headline can also be reused when Ryan Reynolds dies. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to wnndl+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To

(deadpool) Less than a feeling

2017-03-23 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > Sib Hashain, drummer for Boston, dies onstage. > > http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/03/23/boston-drummer-sib-hashian-dies-onstage/ Well, at least he didn't choke on vomit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo -- You received this message because you are

[deadpool] what color is... your coffin?

2017-04-01 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/01/business/richard-bolles-dead-what-color-is-your-parachute.html I suggest "What color is your shroud?" > _ > Knowledge may be power, but communications is the key >

[Alumni] Hockenberry leaving the Takeaway

2017-07-21 Thread Steve VanDevender
Patrick Murray writes: > John Hockenbery is moving on to new endeavors > > https://current.org/2017/07/takeaway-host-hockenberry-to-step-down-in-august/ For Hockenberry "step down" isn't quite the right term. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups

Re: [deadpool] Powers Boothe, 68

2017-05-15 Thread Steve VanDevender
Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu) writes: > His Boothe finally exhausted its Powers Save for reuse whenever they cancel Doctor Who again. > -Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu) > wondering what the odds are that Sean Spicer is replaced with "John > Miller" ;-) > >

Re: More early Christmas (Yule be thankful?)

2017-11-09 Thread Steve VanDevender
Steven Otte writes: > In other words, if ye seek, Yule find. This is just one of the reasons I started the Defense Action Against Christmas Expansionism. It's not a war on Christmas, just the struggle to hold it within its original boundaries. > -- > Steven Otte > steveno...@att.net >

[DEADPOOL] Smokey and the Undertaker

2018-09-06 Thread Steve VanDevender
kbrabant via World News Now Discussion List writes: > http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/06/burt-reynolds-dead-at-82-heart-attack/ Sterling Archer must be mourning this deeply. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2158993/ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World

Krulwich (and Peter Jennings reference)

2018-04-09 Thread Steve VanDevender
In an episode of Radiolab on modern capabilities for creating fake audio and video. http://futureoffakenews.com/videos.html -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving

Re: (Canada) Guess what, Danny

2018-04-23 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > On Mon, 23 Apr 2018, Richard de Give wrote: > > > Just turned on the teevee and an American network is covering this. Alas, > > just a van, not a Mexican bus. And why was this the first place I thought > > of when I saw it was in Toronto? > > > >

Re: [deadpool] A Boy and his Coffin. Or: writer on the edge of eternity

2018-06-28 Thread Steve VanDevender
Jim Ellwanger writes: > Death Ain't Nothing but Sex Misspelled? > > I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (About This Death)? > > "Die, Harlan!" Said the Ticktockman? Cordwainer Deathbird Story -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now

Re: [media] a "fake" Washington Post is out there

2019-01-16 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > If you find some, make pdfs! I think it might be this: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/16/my-washingtonpost.html > On Wed, Jan 16, 2019 at 8:02 AM danny burstein wrote: > > [twitter] > > Washington Post PR > Verified account @WashPostPR >

Re: [deadpool] wait, are we really, really, sure?

2018-09-17 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > On Mon, 17 Sep 2018, rich.degive wrote: > > > Abe Vigoda? > > I heard he was dead. > > Or was that Snake? http://isabevigodadead.com/ Yes. (February 24, 1921 - January 26, 2016) -- You received this message

it's that feeling old time again...

2019-09-03 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > Beloit College's list > > http://themindsetlist.com/lists/the-mindset-list-for-the-class-of-2019/ If you want to feel even older, that list is four years old and Beloit College isn't doing it any more. The mindset list for the class of 2023 (students starting

Re: (Goodman) Buh-bye

2019-11-07 Thread Steve VanDevender
Steven Otte writes: > So, what's the new gig? No announcement yet. May be revealed in the next TVTM podcast (see my previous list message). > -- > Steven Otte > steveno...@att.net -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion

WNN on John Oliver

2019-11-12 Thread Steve VanDevender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU At about 12:30, Oliver shows a clip from WNN about Bob Murray's previous lawsuits against journalists, and the WNN anchors explicitly decline to say anything about him. (But also stay for the big musical number at the end of the video.) -- You

(Goodman) Buh-bye

2019-11-06 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes (quoting Tim Goodman): > So I gave my two-week notice to THR on Sunday, my 9th year > anniversary. This path ends. Thank you to everyone who has ever read > something of mine and found value in it. By the way, for just over five years now I have greatly enjoyed Tim

where's a business news reporter from Tokyo supposed to eat?

2019-11-27 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > [Twitter] > > Reuters > @Reuters > Star-stricken: Tokyo's famed Jiro sushi, a 10-seat counter restaurant run > by 94-year-old Jiro Ono, excluded from Michelin guide as it no longer > accepts reservations from the general public > > reut.rs/34smDTG Like they

Rocketman (not Elton) misses it by "that much"

2020-02-22 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > [TMZ] > > Daredevil 'Mad' Mike Hughes Dead at 64 ... Fatal Rocket Crash Landing > > https://www.tmz.com/2020/02/22/daredevil-mad-mike-hughes-dead-dies-rocket-crash-land/ The Earth may not be flat, but now he sure is. -- You received this message because you are

not your usual bus plunge

2020-01-14 Thread Steve VanDevender
China sinkhole: Six killed as ground swallows bus https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51101683 -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an

Re: Happy New Year (but, of course, the big celebration is in a few days)

2020-01-02 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > > The 28th is a special birthday because it (*usually) means that a full > > leap-year cycle has happened. So we know that WNN started on a MONDAY > > back in 1992! It's kind of the > > modern equivalent of the cycle in the Aztec calendar > > > > -Doug Elrod

(Deadpool) Gambled Out

2020-03-21 Thread Steve VanDevender
James Stanley Barr writes: > https://ymlp.com/zbjSX9 > > The Gambler himself, Kenny Rogers dead at 81.  He knew when to fold 'em. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop

(Deadpool) No one left to pick up the Tab™️

2020-10-16 Thread Steve VanDevender
Patrick Murray writes: > Coca Cola is killing off a bunch of underperforming brands most notably Tab, > but also includes ZICO coconut water, Odwalla, Coca-Cola Life, Diety Coke > Feisty Cherry and Spite Lymonade. They're killing off that last one out of spite? Is it extra-sour? >

[deadpool] I'd still be alive if it weren't for you meddling kids

2020-08-27 Thread Steve VanDevender
X-Mailer: VM 8.2.0b under 26.1 (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu) Scooby-Doo Co-Creator Joe Ruby Dies at 87 https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/joe-ruby-dies-dead-scooby-doo-1234750948/ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To

Re: Wrap up that Cocoon one last time

2020-08-01 Thread Steve VanDevender
Jim Ellwanger writes: > The headline here really needed to be something about dia-BEET-us. DIE-a-BEET-us. > > On Aug 1, 2020, at 8:30 PM, danny burstein wrote: > > > > https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/01/wilford-brimley-dead-dies-actor-quaker-oats-diabetes/ > > > > alternate lede [a]: > >

The Yule Log for 2020 (it's not a Yule Log)

2020-12-11 Thread Steve VanDevender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2JMlfl_M8 -- Steve VanDevender "I ride the big iron" http://hexadecimal.uoregon.edu/ ste...@hexadecimal.uoregon.edu PGP keyprint 4AD7AF61F0B9DE87 522902969C0A7EE8 "bash awk grep perl sed df du, du-du du-du, vi troff su fsck rm * halt

Re: les Nessman will read the obituary...

2021-06-17 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > Instead of doves, turkeys will be released at his funeral. Ideally a turkey formation flyover. > On Thu, Jun 17, 2021 at 2:32 PM danny burstein wrote: > > {New Nation Now] > >   "WKRP in Cincinnati" star Frank Bonner dead at 79 > > Frank

if only... that covered... CRICKET

2021-05-16 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > {Reuters] > > ICYMI: 'A batsman's dream': UK study says cricket bats made from bamboo > beat willow > > https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/a-batsmans-dream-uk-study-says-bamboo-beats-willow-2021-05-10/ > > sidenote: For some reason or another the main

RE: (DEADPOOL) Lost by the Funeral Bell

2021-02-01 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > On Mon, 1 Feb 2021, rych withers home wrote: > > > I was going to use ÿÿSaved by the knellÿÿ > > I'd have gone with "the Bell tolls for who[m] again"? I'll propose "Death Screech". -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups

(DEADPOOL) Play Misty in Memory of Me

2021-03-25 Thread Steve VanDevender
James Stanley Barr writes: > https://apple.news/AzoZh0WsiSTCsMBIXZKlQsA > > Actress Jessica Walter of “Arrested Development” and “Play Misty for Me” dead > at 80. "I'd like to cry but I can't spare the moisture." -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups

[Jeopardy!] No, no, NO, that clue was WRONG

2021-11-06 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > I forget the category, but the clue was something like: > > "This man's statement, now called 's law, > was that computers would double in speed > every year" > > The respnse was, of course: > > "Who is ... (rot-13) Zbber" > > But his observation was...

Dried up Meatloaf

2022-01-21 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > [twitter] > > AFP News Agency > @AFP > 48s > #BREAKING US singer Meat Loaf dies at 74: statement Like a Bat In To Hell? > _ > Knowledge may be power, but communications is the key >

the Bastard Machine runs again

2022-01-24 Thread Steve VanDevender
Since I first heard about Tim Goodman, and his cranky pants, and the Bastard Machine on this list (from repostings of his SF Chronicle columns), I thought some of you would be interested in this news. The Bastard Machine is being fired up again, via this Substack.

[Baseball] World Series theme 2023

2023-10-24 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > Texas Rangers vs. Arizona Diamondbacks.  > > Barbecue vs. Southwest cooking? Snakes on the Range? -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving

Approaching: World News Now's 31st Birthday!

2023-01-04 Thread Steve VanDevender
'Doug Elrod' via World News Now Discussion List writes: > Thirty-One is one of those "Interesting Odometer" numbers, "1", > if you have a binary odometer ;-) > > It's the last number you can represent on one hand, by extending > fingers to represent ones, using the thumb for the high

Re: James at 16 but dead at 62

2023-01-25 Thread Steve VanDevender
Jim O'Connell writes: > James at Room Temperature 16 C is just about 62 F. > -Original Message- > From: > Sent: Jan 25, 2023 7:28 PM > To: > Subject: James at 16 but dead at 62 > > image.png > Lance Kerwin, 'James at 16' and > 'Salem's

well, at least a couple of the Peanuts movies will be kind of available

2022-11-13 Thread Steve VanDevender
danny burstein writes: > MeTV will be showing: > > A Boy named Charlie Brown, Sunday Nov 20th 8pm [a] > and > Snoopy Come Home, Sunday Nov 27th, 8 pm > > [a] that's Eastern, 7 PM for Central. > > Not sure whether MeTV has a separate Left Coast feed They have a west coast feed. --

Re: (deadpool) Lifeless body in grave with top

2023-04-16 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > And, in looking at this again, this link is nearly eight years > old. Off to the UTTM list ... unless List Mom can delete the > original post. Up To The Millenium? > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 12:02:35 AM UTC-7 Richard de Give wrote: > > Vincent Musetto,

Re: The Last Monkee is No More

2024-02-21 Thread Steve VanDevender
Jim Ellwanger writes: > In that case... he was already dead: He's dead, Jim. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to

[DEADPOOL] Détente with the Grim Reaper

2023-11-29 Thread Steve VanDevender
Suddenly this song becomes highly relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGV6lvNTR4 ("Henry Kissinger" from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from

(Deadpool) Counted out for good

2024-02-02 Thread Steve VanDevender
Richard de Give writes: > https://deadline.com/2024/02/carl-weathers-dead-1235812684/ > > Carl Weathers aka Apollo Creed. He no longer has a stew going. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To unsubscribe from