On 22 Nov 99, 15:35, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> I would just as soon skip it. Have no use for Thanksgiving.<G>
Oh Dennis. Have you forgotten my classic Thanksgiving Holiday
editorial I wrote long ago in the ASHcan-L? I did not save it, myself,
but it was along these lines...
Thanksgiving is the quintessential "Man's Holiday" for a great many men
in this country. You wake up in the morning and while you slob around
in your bathrob, you get to watch parades on the TV with cartoon
characters that men love and pretty girls in skimpy costumes.
Meanwhile, the woman of the house is slaving over a hot stove. Later
you feast on the best meal you will eat all year. Then for the rest of
the day, you watch football on TV while the woman slaves cleaning up
the kitchen. Later that evening you snack on tasty leftovers prepared
by the woman of the house.
Guys. It don't get no better than this! :-D
Alan
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
