On 22 Nov 99, 16:43 Alan S. Harrell wrote:
> > I would just as soon skip it. Have no use for Thanksgiving.<G>
>
> Oh Dennis. Have you forgotten my classic Thanksgiving Holiday
> editorial I wrote long ago in the ASHcan-L? I did not save it, myself, but
> it was along these lines...
>
> Thanksgiving is the quintessential "Man's Holiday" for a great many men in
> this country. You wake up in the morning and while you slob around in your
> bathrob, you get to watch parades on the TV with cartoon characters that
> men love and pretty girls in skimpy costumes. Meanwhile, the woman of the
> house is slaving over a hot stove. Later you feast on the best meal you
> will eat all year. Then for the rest of the day, you watch football on TV
> while the woman slaves cleaning up the kitchen. Later that evening you
> snack on tasty leftovers prepared by the woman of the house.
>
> Guys. It don't get no better than this! :-D
Alan, I remember this very well. But do you remember who is the cook
here. :-)))))
Dennis
