I married Miss Right. Just didn't realize her first name was Always.
At 09:57 PM 8/9/2002, you wrote: >Humor? HUMOR? > >You want some humor? I'll give you some friggin' humor, dammit. Here's some >humor. . . > >I didn't think it was so funny but . . . a couple of days ago, after a >particularly horrendous day on the course, I repaired to the bar. I went >from stool to stool trying to get lucky. I didn't find one piece of gum. > >Or . . . the reason I got married is because I got tired of finishing my own >sentences. > >Or . . . if a guy's dyslexic and crosseyed, can he see O.K.? > >Or . . . my wife and I were happy for 26 years . . . then we met. > >Or . . . when you get married you lose the ability to dress yourself. > >Or . . . after 12 years of therapy my analyst said the most distressing >thing ever. "No habla ingles." > >Or . . . Preparation H commercial; "Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye." Not even >if I could. > >Ba da boom, ba da boom, ba da bing ;-) > > >TFlan > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Mark A. Patton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 5:56 PM >Subject: ShopTalk:JOKE was USGA Rules Against Clubmaker Online!Non >conforming glove> > > > > It's a divot if I hit my shot fat out of it :) > > > > TFlan, give us some humor here. I need it. Rough week at work. > > > > Bright side is the 8:22 tee time tomorrow. > > > > Mark
