Taxes, Welfare, "Alternative LifeStyles" and Illegal Aliens. Everything else is cancer causing!!!
On the subject of welfare:
> A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to
> the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find
> a job.
>
> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
> received a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
> for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big black
> Mercedes and the suits, shirts and ties are all provided. Because of the
> long hours you will be provided with room and board. Annually, you will be
> required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
> is $200,000 a year plus full benefits."
>
> The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man."
> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."
