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HOT-DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE MY KIND OF
PEOPLE.....:>) DF
Parsley juice.
Ah yes, but only if
organically grown in California! It seems that the the growing medium (manure)
contains substances that are only found in nature. Of course the manure must
be certified by the State of California not to come from animals which have
been raised without hormones, not conceived by "unnatural" methods and raised
in areas of the State not affected by polution, concentrations of people with
HIV and fed a diet of pure bull shit.
Research is being done on
garlic raised in Gilroy, Ca. but the studies are not yet completed since they
are awaiting the background checks of the growers to find out if any are
illegal aliens, HIV infected, smokers, drinkers, tax evaders, users of
excessive amounts of electricity, gasoline or indoor plumbing! Guidlines are
being established and the study will be posted on the world wide web as
invented by Al Gore.
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