1. Snow is something that you have to drive to.
2. The hills are green in the winter, and brown in the summer.
3. You can tell the visitors to the state because they are the ones that react to seeing a movie star on the street.
and finally,
4. The rest of the world is where you moved here from (how many people do you know that are from California?).
Regards,
Alan
At 10:48 AM 11/14/2003 -0500, you wrote:
Where do you live?
You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
