On 01-Jun-09, at 4:44 AM, Thaths wrote:

On Sun, May 31, 2009 at 11:52 AM, B. L. Krieger <[email protected]> wrote:
How about stress levels being much higher?

Where? In India? Or the US?

In India. Some years ago I wrote this out to friends when considering relocating out of the country. I have since come to define my acceptable commute distance in Bangalore as one kilometre. If there's no affordable housing within that radius, I don't want to work there.


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I'm tired of regular life being an adventure. I want to wake up at the same time every day, go to work at the same time, return more or less at the same time, and spend the evenings knowing more or less that this evening is going to be spent the same way that last evening was, or the last evening a year prior to this day. Let the adventure be where it matters: in how I spend my workday advancing my career.

If this doesn't make sense, consider the adventures I've been put through recently:

a. I visited the ATM earlier last week, only to discover my card had expired. The bank hadn't sent a replacement yet. I walked into the branch to ask, saw a queue half an hour long, and ran out frightened. When I called phone support, they said the card was dispatched a month ago, but the courier company had returned it because my address was incomplete! Despite that I've been receiving my quarterly statements from the same bank at the same address for years. They wanted me to pick up the card from the branch where my account was opened, the other end of town from where I work, and focal point of Bangalore's greatest traffic jams. I had no access to my money through the week, not even the option to transfer to an account at another bank via the website, because the website wanted the number of the new card as an enhanced security measure. (Finally got the card Saturday, thereby losing most of that day).

b. Bangalore's traffic police, in their eternal quest to improve traffic, have now designated autorickshaw lanes on some roads, but only on partial stretches of those roads. What this means is that when a rickshaw driver comes to one of these stretches, he'll suddenly veer left cutting across lanes, heedless to whom he's surprising, because there's a lathi-wielding constable up ahead. In one such incident, this chap overtook me from the right, then turned left, before he had finished overtaking me. He didn't notice knocking me over. I ended up with a scraped knee that's taken two weeks to heal (bandage came off yesterday). I also had to replace my bike's front wheel's rim.

c. My bike's insurance expired a couple of months ago, and the insurance company forgot to send a renewal notice. Luckily, I noticed a week in advance. Unfortunately, the insurance office is in the neighbourhood of the same congested area described above. They don't take online payments or automatic deductions. I went there on a Saturday to find they were closed. Weekdays and regular working hours only. So I went again mid-week, having signed off half a working day to bear the traffic and the queue, only to find the office was gone! Even the signboards had been wiped off. It was like it was never there. On the wall I found a little notice saying they had moved to an even farther part of town. I gave up, located a branch nearer work, went there, thereby losing the rest of the day, only to be told branches were not interconnected. I could pay there, but that would mean cancelling my current insurance policy and taking out a new one. They were happy to give me a form. Despite that this was the same company! Attempt four, I sacrificed another half a day to find the relocated branch and get the policy renewed, one day after it had expired, to discover then that they had moved half a year earlier, but forgotten to notify me, or to remove the signboards from the old office until that unfortunate weekend of attempt one.

You know what? These aren't the kind of adventures I want to have. I want my regular routine to be utterly predictable, and if this involves moving to a society that has dreary routine figured out, so be it.
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