repeated, bladder mouth, dilations at the hands of "oil-field ruffian" M.D.s 
some 35 years 
ago (they were using Size 28 Van Buren curves---slightly smaller than the 
index finger in diameter)

Thanks Brooks,

I feel much better now. That really helped me take my mind off of it. Now I'm 
thinking about having a sex change operation or having my bladder removed.

Kindest regards,
Andy (^_^)