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eeew MustTURD! could i do this with ketchup instead?
:-)
It's about time you became better acquainted with mustard.
Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven
baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and
fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy
Stonebender always used to say "Take a big enough bite of strong
mustard, and your other problems will seem insignificant."
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November 23, 2003 04:17:28 AM
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Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope
for Sunday,
November 23, 2003
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up
where we are headed. |
Aries (March 21 -
April 19)
As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster
under someone's bed. That will be really funny, although
perhaps not quite as funny as when they put a real
monster under yours.
Today you will meet Klive Dinky, the proprietor of
Klive Dinky's Tropical Dream Vacation, and Spa Salon.
He will turn out to be much shorter than you ever imagined.
Tomorrow when you wake up, many small objects on the
carpet will bring you to the alarming conclusion that you
have a live rabbit in the house. Search though you may,
however, you will be completely unable to find hide nor hare
of it...
It's about time you became better acquainted with
mustard. Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try
them with oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches
with good bread and fresh vegetables and some excellent
Swiss cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender always used to say
"Take a big enough bite of strong mustard, and your other
problems will seem insignificant."
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Rhubarb pie is the only antidote for your ailment.
Trust me on this one. Also, someone's been teasing your cat.
Virgo (August 23 - September
22)
You will finally figure out what the problem is, with
your car! Basically, it has developed a sense of humor.
Libra (September 22 - October
22)
Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't
think of anything else to say, tell them they're looking
"very buff." That will leave them pleased, but slightly
uneasy, and they'll spend a lot of time looking in the
mirror.
Today you will begin to have nagging doubts about your
feet.
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a
computer virus today, and everyone will tease you
mercilessly.
You will go into business making those little sugar
packets that restaurants use, and make a fortune. The
restaurants will have to use fewer of yours than anyone
elses. Is it due to the pictures on the packets, of really
fat people? Who knows.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been
thinking of. Of course, where you're actually going to
put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous
is another matter.
Pisces (February 19 - March
20)
Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody
talk. You willa get beata up.
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