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I think the white wine in the Grey
Poupon is what give it it's "kick". lol Then again I don't drink, so simply
guessing. Whatever the case, I like my Grey Poupon! lol
The country dijon one that is, tried
one of the others in the past and wasn't as crazy about it.
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said
to be praying, but when
God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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I like
Dijonaise.
And I used to eat
the hot mustard sauce at McDonalds with their chicken nuggets (pre-chicken
head being found in a nugget box..LOL).
But that's the
extent of my mustard eating.
^**^Bethany^**^
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American out of the liberal toilet.
Vote Bush-Cheney in
2004"
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Sent: Monday, November 24, 2003 1:53
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Aww what's the matter don't ya
like mustard? :P
Psst try the country dijon in
Grey Poupon......my *all* time fav! I buy it all the time, in fact I keep a
jar at all times! lol
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
but they can in
prison?"
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eeew MustTURD! could i do this with ketchup instead? :-)
It's about time you became better acquainted with mustard. Get
yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven baked
home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and fresh
vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy
Stonebender always used to say "Take a big enough bite of strong
mustard, and your other problems will seem insignificant."
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Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope
for Sunday, November
23, 2003
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up
where we are headed. |
Aries (March 21 - April
19)
As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under
someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not
quite as funny as when they put a real monster under
yours.
Today you will meet Klive Dinky, the proprietor of
Klive Dinky's Tropical Dream Vacation, and Spa Salon.
He will turn out to be much shorter than you ever imagined.
Tomorrow when you wake up, many small objects on the
carpet will bring you to the alarming conclusion that you have
a live rabbit in the house. Search though you may, however,
you will be completely unable to find hide nor hare of it...
It's about time you became better acquainted with
mustard. Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try
them with oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches
with good bread and fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss
cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender always used to say "Take a
big enough bite of strong mustard, and your other problems
will seem insignificant."
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Rhubarb pie is the only antidote for your ailment. Trust
me on this one. Also, someone's been teasing your cat.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will finally figure out what the problem is, with
your car! Basically, it has developed a sense of humor.
Libra (September 22 - October
22)
Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't think
of anything else to say, tell them they're looking "very
buff." That will leave them pleased, but slightly uneasy, and
they'll spend a lot of time looking in the mirror.
Today you will begin to have nagging doubts about your
feet.
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a
computer virus today, and everyone will tease you mercilessly.
You will go into business making those little sugar
packets that restaurants use, and make a fortune. The
restaurants will have to use fewer of yours than anyone elses.
Is it due to the pictures on the packets, of really fat
people? Who knows.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been
thinking of. Of course, where you're actually going to
put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous
is another matter.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody
talk. You willa get beata up.
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