eeew MustTURD! could i do this with ketchup instead? :-)
It's about time you became better acquainted with mustard. Get
yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven baked
home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and fresh
vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender
always used to say "Take a big enough bite of strong mustard, and your
other problems will seem insignificant."
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Daily Humorscope for Sunday, November 23, 2003
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Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope
for Sunday, November
23, 2003
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up
where we are headed. |
Aries (March 21 - April
19)
As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under
someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not
quite as funny as when they put a real monster under
yours.
Today you will meet Klive Dinky, the proprietor of Klive
Dinky's Tropical Dream Vacation, and Spa Salon. He will turn
out to be much shorter than you ever imagined.
Tomorrow when you wake up, many small objects on the carpet
will bring you to the alarming conclusion that you have a live
rabbit in the house. Search though you may, however, you will be
completely unable to find hide nor hare of it...
It's about time you became better acquainted with mustard.
Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with
oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread
and fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My
granddaddy Stonebender always used to say "Take a big enough
bite of strong mustard, and your other problems will seem
insignificant."
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Rhubarb pie is the only antidote for your ailment. Trust me
on this one. Also, someone's been teasing your cat.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will finally figure out what the problem is, with your
car! Basically, it has developed a sense of humor.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't think of
anything else to say, tell them they're looking "very buff."
That will leave them pleased, but slightly uneasy, and they'll
spend a lot of time looking in the mirror.
Today you will begin to have nagging doubts about your
feet.
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a
computer virus today, and everyone will tease you mercilessly.
You will go into business making those little sugar packets
that restaurants use, and make a fortune. The restaurants will
have to use fewer of yours than anyone elses. Is it due to the
pictures on the packets, of really fat people? Who knows.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been
thinking of. Of course, where you're actually going to
put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous is
another matter.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody
talk. You willa get beata up.
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