Maya thinks they're clever....and that's the problem

[john clausing]

DAG or "directed acyclic graph".....what they mean is object 
hierarchyHypershade......what they mean is material editorHypergraph......what 
they mean is schematicGraph Editor.....what they mean is animation 
editorVisor....still no ideaGroup.....what they mean is "null" sorta, but it's 
called "null" in the outliner even though they call it 
"group"...wait....what?Set.....what they mean is "group"
c'mon....aren't we past calling things "nerdy" names cause they're cool?
thus endeth my rant....sorry.
john