Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3:
The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story
Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the weakening of
the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer calculates that the next
time of spatial interphase will occur in two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of
the Enterprise begins suffering from a state of insanity caused by an out
of control SQLite email server that is still out of control some 500 years
later. 21st century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email
server so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could
do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the messages would
encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be put under restraint as
he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of unwanted e-mails from
overpowering the Enterprise's main computer bank. Spock starts to sob
uncontrollably when he realizes his mind meld with the renegade SQLite
email system is totally futile and has no hope of rationalizing with it.
Eventually the entire crew has to be put away in a home for the emailed
insane at the nearest star base.
Mike
At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote:
Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You see, there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response *may* be
to fix the software, or start using different software. But I envision -
NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech
support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might tell us
to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the list by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on...... 8-) . ( Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you get
someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your Waiters, etc.
Goodnight. 8-)
I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer. Did
you bring any food? I got a soda.
*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take seriously.
mos
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I've sent half a dozen emails to this address
"[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and I'm still
getting email. Is there a trick to it?
Mike
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