Let me get this straight: there are no email filters on the
Enterprise? They've figured out how to travel at Warp 9, but can't
automatically delete messages sent from "sqlite-users@sqlite.org"?
I'd say they got what they deserved.
Jason
On Aug 13, 2007, at 4:04 PM, mos wrote:
Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3:
The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story
Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the
weakening of the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer
calculates that the next time of spatial interphase will occur in
two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of the Enterprise begins suffering
from a state of insanity caused by an out of control SQLite email
server that is still out of control some 500 years later. 21st
century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email server
so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could
do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the
messages would encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be
put under restraint as he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of
unwanted e-mails from overpowering the Enterprise's main computer
bank. Spock starts to sob uncontrollably when he realizes his mind
meld with the renegade SQLite email system is totally futile and
has no hope of rationalizing with it. Eventually the entire crew
has to be put away in a home for the emailed insane at the nearest
star base.
Mike
At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote:
Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems
like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You
see, there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response
*may* be
to fix the software, or start using different software. But I
envision -
NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more
typical tech
support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might
tell us
to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the
list by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple
instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on...... 8-) .
( Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you
get
someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your
Waiters, etc.
Goodnight. 8-)
I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't
suffer. Did
you bring any food? I got a soda.
*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take
seriously.
mos
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Please respond to his group?
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I've sent half a dozen emails to this address
"[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and
I'm still
getting email. Is there a trick to it?
Mike
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