>Katie Roberts wrote:
>
>Why I like to type quickly without looking at the keys. by Katie Roberts.

Oh, kewl, a book on tape.  I've heard a lot of good things about this Katie
Roberts...?...hey, wait a second...there's no tapes...

>It is like playing the piano. :-)

Oh, my mistake, it's her new CD.

>Okay - so I didn't know doodley squat about deictic pronouns.

'Doodley'?  Who are you, Ned Flanders?

>I only make 5 figures. 

Buy more clay.  HTH.

>I'm over 23. 

Good.  Now we can all talk dirty and not get into trouble.

>I don't drink beer or wine. 

Oh, well, at least you're over 23.

>I do drink Tanqueray and Tonic. 

Don't you mean 'I doodley drink Tanqueray and Tonic'?

>I've been working as a professional writer for 10 years and as project
>administrator and manager for much longer. 

Wait a minute...how *much* over 23?

>I feel totally satisfied when I can get a complicated software application
>documented down to a 5th or 6th grade reading level.

Finally, something that I can comprehend.

>I am an excellent tech writer. Excellent <mumble> Wal-Mart.

Rainman, is that you?

I'm done.  Off to work.

- Jim


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