Jim wrote, <Oh, kewl, a book on tape. I've heard a lot of good things about this Katie Roberts...?...hey, wait a second...there's no tapes...>
Show me the money and I'll show you the tapes. <Oh, my mistake, it's her new CD.> Send me the money and I'll send you the CD. <'Doodley'? Who are you, Ned Flanders?> Nope - I'm not Ned. In fact, I've never even played Ned Flanders on TV. <Buy more clay. HTH.> Send me the money and I'll buy more clay. <Good. Now we can all talk dirty and not get into trouble.> I bet we would. <Oh, well, at least you're over 23.> Yes. Thank heavens. <Don't you mean 'I doodley drink Tanqueray and Tonic'?> No. I didn't mean doodley. I mean I DOOOOOO drink Tanqueray and Tonic. Sorry - Doodley-squat is hyphenated. Look it up. I certainly do not doodley-squat Tanqueray and Tonic. <evil grin> <Wait a minute...how *much* over 23?> Exactly 25 years over. <Finally, something that I can comprehend.> Wow - I was beginning to wonder. <grin> <Rainman, is that you?> I'm glad you got the reference. Thank you very much. <I'm done. Off to work.> Was it good for you? - Jim ______________________________________________ Author Help files and create printed documentation with Doc-To-Help. New release adds Team Authoring Support, enhanced Web-based help technology and PDF output. Learn more at www.doctohelp.com/tcp. DITA West 2007--Use a discount code of "TECHCOMMPROS" to get a discount rate of $200 off the $900 registration price. http://www.travelthepath.com/conf/dita2007.shtml _______________________________________________ Technical Communication Professionals Post a message to the list: email [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe, unsubscribe, archives, account options, list info: http://techcommpros.com/mailman/listinfo/tcp_techcommpros.com Subscribe (email): send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe (email): send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Need help? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] Get the TCP whole experience! http://www.techcommpros.com ______________________________________________ Author Help files and create printed documentation with Doc-To-Help. New release adds Team Authoring Support, enhanced Web-based help technology and PDF output. Learn more at www.doctohelp.com/tcp. DITA West 2007--Use a discount code of "TECHCOMMPROS" to get a discount rate of $200 off the $900 registration price. http://www.travelthepath.com/conf/dita2007.shtml _______________________________________________ Technical Communication Professionals Post a message to the list: email [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe, unsubscribe, archives, account options, list info: http://techcommpros.com/mailman/listinfo/tcp_techcommpros.com Subscribe (email): send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe (email): send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Need help? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] Get the TCP whole experience! http://www.techcommpros.com
