I am imposing a 24 hour Facebook de-friendship ( FDF ) on every caver east of the Brazos River and south of Huntsville.
I am imposing a 48 hour FDF on all the active cavers in the 3 grottos of that region. And a 1 week FDF on the planning committee of the BOG. And a 3 week FDF on all the old GHG'ers, who did not lift a finger to help. I am imposing a 6 week FDF on the person who had the idea to serve RAW corn tortillas with the fajitas. And a 2 month FDF on the person whose job it was to delegate items for the party such as ice and paper plates, and other food items to complement the fajitas. And a 3 month FDF on 2 individuals who made my life miserable since April. And another 3 month added on to that, for whoever made the final call on the registration web-site. And a 6 month FDF to whoever dropped the ball, on getting the last BOG member to Intercontinental Airport. For those not on Facebook, I am filtering you out of my e-mail for 2 times the amount of time. I am imposing a sever penalty to Blackberry for all the headaches I had with my phone this week. Meaning, I am going to tell everyone I know how much my Blackberry Style sucks. And I wish I could FDF myself. Friday, the transmission went out on our car. This caused me to miss 1/3 of the Howdy Party. And the shade-tree mechanic that I hired, loaned me the beater from h*ll, that broke down on me on the way to the business meeting. And after that, I had to put out a $ 10 problem at work, that made me late and exhausted upon arrival to the BOG Party. And to mother nature delivering her swarm of mosquitoes, I will dedicate my life to killing every mosquito that I can that touches me or my family. I will allow at least 4 particular cavers a fair chance to contest the above FDF's, or to request a reduced suspension, only because they did quite a bit of work on the BOG and have also on previous occasions, and it would would have been a complete disaster had they dropped the ball at the last minute. David Locklear much more grumpier than usual --------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website: http://texascavers.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]
