Some of us were out West climbing mountains and discovering new caves...
Bill
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From: "David" <[email protected]>
To: "Cavers Texas" <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, October 23, 2011 10:40 AM
Subject: [Texascavers] vaguely BOG related
I am imposing a 24 hour Facebook de-friendship ( FDF ) on every caver
east of the Brazos River
and south of Huntsville.
I am imposing a 48 hour FDF on all the active cavers in the 3 grottos
of that region.
And a 1 week FDF on the planning committee of the BOG.
And a 3 week FDF on all the old GHG'ers, who did not lift a finger to
help.
I am imposing a 6 week FDF on the person who had the idea to serve RAW
corn tortillas with
the fajitas.
And a 2 month FDF on the person whose job it was to delegate items for
the party such as
ice and paper plates, and other food items to complement the fajitas.
And a 3 month FDF on 2 individuals who made my life miserable since April.
And another 3 month added on to that, for whoever made the final call
on the registration
web-site.
And a 6 month FDF to whoever dropped the ball, on getting the last BOG
member to
Intercontinental Airport.
For those not on Facebook, I am filtering you out of my e-mail for 2
times the amount
of time.
I am imposing a sever penalty to Blackberry for all the headaches I
had with my phone
this week. Meaning, I am going to tell everyone I know how much my
Blackberry Style
sucks.
And I wish I could FDF myself. Friday, the transmission went out
on our car. This caused
me to miss 1/3 of the Howdy Party. And the shade-tree mechanic that
I hired, loaned me the
beater from h*ll, that broke down on me on the way to the business
meeting. And after that,
I had to put out a $ 10 problem at work, that made me late and
exhausted upon arrival to the
BOG Party.
And to mother nature delivering her swarm of mosquitoes, I will
dedicate my life to killing
every mosquito that I can that touches me or my family.
I will allow at least 4 particular cavers a fair chance to contest the
above FDF's, or to request
a reduced suspension, only because they did quite a bit of work on the
BOG and have also
on previous occasions, and it would would have been a complete
disaster had they dropped
the ball at the last minute.
David Locklear
much more grumpier than usual
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