David, you and I must have been at different parties, but I swear I was talking to someone who looked just like you and arrived with a gallon-sized can of peaches like you have been hauling back and forth from your east Texas picnic. Either that, or you are on some good drugs or in need of some serious counseling. The party I was at was great, well organized, and had plenty of wonderful food and more than enough implements to eat it with. There was a full bar, two kegs of beer, music, and great bat decorations. The GHG did us Texas cavers proud. They worked together extremely well to plan and execute this function, and it showed. I suggest that if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything.
Jim "Crash" Kennedy On Oct 23, 2011, at 11:41 AM, "David" <[email protected]> wrote: > I am imposing a 24 hour Facebook de-friendship ( FDF ) on every caver > east of the Brazos River > and south of Huntsville. > > I am imposing a 48 hour FDF on all the active cavers in the 3 grottos > of that region. > > And a 1 week FDF on the planning committee of the BOG. > > And a 3 week FDF on all the old GHG'ers, who did not lift a finger to help. > > I am imposing a 6 week FDF on the person who had the idea to serve RAW > corn tortillas with > the fajitas. > > And a 2 month FDF on the person whose job it was to delegate items for > the party such as > ice and paper plates, and other food items to complement the fajitas. > > And a 3 month FDF on 2 individuals who made my life miserable since April. > > And another 3 month added on to that, for whoever made the final call > on the registration > web-site. > > And a 6 month FDF to whoever dropped the ball, on getting the last BOG > member to > Intercontinental Airport. > > For those not on Facebook, I am filtering you out of my e-mail for 2 > times the amount > of time. > > I am imposing a sever penalty to Blackberry for all the headaches I > had with my phone > this week. Meaning, I am going to tell everyone I know how much my > Blackberry Style > sucks. > > And I wish I could FDF myself. Friday, the transmission went out > on our car. This caused > me to miss 1/3 of the Howdy Party. And the shade-tree mechanic that > I hired, loaned me the > beater from h*ll, that broke down on me on the way to the business > meeting. And after that, > I had to put out a $ 10 problem at work, that made me late and > exhausted upon arrival to the > BOG Party. > > And to mother nature delivering her swarm of mosquitoes, I will > dedicate my life to killing > every mosquito that I can that touches me or my family. > > I will allow at least 4 particular cavers a fair chance to contest the > above FDF's, or to request > a reduced suspension, only because they did quite a bit of work on the > BOG and have also > on previous occasions, and it would would have been a complete > disaster had they dropped > the ball at the last minute. > > David Locklear > much more grumpier than usual > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit our website: http://texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] > For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected] >
