This is a rough draft.
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Year 23
Conversation between host and cavers:
Host: Folks I am having a feast in the year 25,
two years from now.
Caver #1: Yo, homey, you ain't with the Roman Empire.
Host: Yeh, but this is special feast.
Caver #2: Dude, get with the program. You are going
about it all wrong.
Host: I have special fish.
Caver # 3 We ain't riding our camels across the scorchin'
desert for your stinkin fish.
Host: I have a fancy grill.
Caver # 4 Dude, your missing the point. We don't eat fish.
We only eat butterfly pasta with tofu.
Host: But you have never had fish like this.
Caver # 5 Stop pestering us about this.
Year 24
Host: The big feast is just a year away.
Caver # 6: Who the f*ck are you ? What gives you
the right?
Host: The cavers here need a feast.
Caver # 7 You ain't playing with a full-deck dude.
The date of your feast is ridiculous.
Host: But I have other places to be on the other
side of the country.
Caver # 8 We are tired of hearing about your drama.
It is all about, "look at me, look what I am doing."
Host: I am just having a big feast for crying out loud.
Why all the fuss?
Caver # 9 Dude I am out of here. We are done talking.
Year 25
Host: Feast a success. Thanks for coming.
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