Caver #10 Dude, what the bloody hell is going on? On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 1:51 PM, David <[email protected]> wrote:
> This is a rough draft. > ______________________ > > Year 23 > > Conversation between host and cavers: > > Host: Folks I am having a feast in the year 25, > two years from now. > > Caver #1: Yo, homey, you ain't with the Roman Empire. > > Host: Yeh, but this is special feast. > > Caver #2: Dude, get with the program. You are going > about it all wrong. > > Host: I have special fish. > > Caver # 3 We ain't riding our camels across the scorchin' > desert for your stinkin fish. > > Host: I have a fancy grill. > > Caver # 4 Dude, your missing the point. We don't eat fish. > We only eat butterfly pasta with tofu. > > Host: But you have never had fish like this. > > Caver # 5 Stop pestering us about this. > > > Year 24 > > Host: The big feast is just a year away. > > Caver # 6: Who the f*ck are you ? What gives you > the right? > > Host: The cavers here need a feast. > > Caver # 7 You ain't playing with a full-deck dude. > The date of your feast is ridiculous. > > Host: But I have other places to be on the other > side of the country. > > Caver # 8 We are tired of hearing about your drama. > It is all about, "look at me, look what I am doing." > > Host: I am just having a big feast for crying out loud. > Why all the fuss? > > Caver # 9 Dude I am out of here. We are done talking. > > > Year 25 > > Host: Feast a success. Thanks for coming. > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit our website: http://texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] > For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected] > >
