David, Ingenious, worth a read and a chuckle. Is this called a parody?
Fritz -----Original Message----- From: David [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 1:51 PM To: Cavers Texas Subject: [Texascavers] Caver Gathering History This is a rough draft. ______________________ Year 23 Conversation between host and cavers: Host: Folks I am having a feast in the year 25, two years from now. Caver #1: Yo, homey, you ain't with the Roman Empire. Host: Yeh, but this is special feast. Caver #2: Dude, get with the program. You are going about it all wrong. Host: I have special fish. Caver # 3 We ain't riding our camels across the scorchin' desert for your stinkin fish. Host: I have a fancy grill. Caver # 4 Dude, your missing the point. We don't eat fish. We only eat butterfly pasta with tofu. Host: But you have never had fish like this. Caver # 5 Stop pestering us about this. Year 24 Host: The big feast is just a year away. Caver # 6: Who the f*ck are you ? What gives you the right? Host: The cavers here need a feast. Caver # 7 You ain't playing with a full-deck dude. The date of your feast is ridiculous. Host: But I have other places to be on the other side of the country. Caver # 8 We are tired of hearing about your drama. It is all about, "look at me, look what I am doing." Host: I am just having a big feast for crying out loud. Why all the fuss? Caver # 9 Dude I am out of here. We are done talking. Year 25 Host: Feast a success. Thanks for coming. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website: http://texascavers.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected] --------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website: http://texascavers.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]
