Not just you SW, but everyone, lets leave the religions out of this, caving rarely relates to it and should be moved to the Off-Topic list.
Charles On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:43 AM, <bmorgan...@aol.com> wrote: > Rusticaver: > > How dare you question my belief in Oztotl? Have I not knelt before the > shrine lo these many times? Have I not sacrificed virgins? Have I not > gargled with the holy water? > > It is true that my review of history causes me to fear all other forms of > false religion, including that of the Hebes, but has not Oztotl revealed his > many splendors unto me, his marvels manifest? > > I am unjustly accused of the religion of science and environmentalism, for > these are not matters of faith. For those for whom these are matters of > faith I recommend the pantheism of Avatar in which the blue monkeys from > outer space hold communion with other life forms by means of the pigtailed > umbilicus. They live in a world much like our own, mostly composed of > floating karst wherein they ride giant brightly colored reptilian bats. > Their religion may be true too, but it is extraterrestrial and hence > irrelevant. > > Here in the subterranean realm there is but one true God and his name is > Oztotl! Hollowed be thy name! > > Your most humble servant and seeker of the truth, > > Sleazeweazel >
