Sleaze,
I like the lighter note. Cave softly.
Rusticated
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Rusticaver:
How dare you question my belief in Oztotl? Have I not knelt before the
shrine lo these many times? Have I not sacrificed virgins? Have I not
gargled with the holy water?
It is true that my review of history causes me to fear all other forms
of false religion, including that of the Hebes, but has not Oztotl
revealed his many splendors unto me, his marvels manifest?
I am unjustly accused of the religion of science and environmentalism,
for these are not matters of faith. For those for whom these are
matters of faith I recommend the pantheism of Avatar in which the blue
monkeys from outer space hold communion with other life forms by means
of the pigtailed umbilicus. They live in a world much like our own,
mostly composed of floating karst wherein they ride giant brightly
colored reptilian bats. Their religion may be true too, but it is
extraterrestrial and hence irrelevant.
Here in the subterranean realm there is but one true God and his name
is Oztotl! Hollowed be thy name!
Your most humble servant and seeker of the truth,
Sleazeweazel
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