Tackling the tough subjects Charles. We appreciate you sticking your neck out. ;)
On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 11:52 AM, Charles Goldsmith <[email protected]>wrote: > Not just you SW, but everyone, lets leave the religions out of this, > caving rarely relates to it and should be moved to the Off-Topic list. > > Charles > > On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:43 AM, <[email protected]> wrote: > > Rusticaver: > > > > How dare you question my belief in Oztotl? Have I not knelt before the > > shrine lo these many times? Have I not sacrificed virgins? Have I not > > gargled with the holy water? > > > > It is true that my review of history causes me to fear all other forms of > > false religion, including that of the Hebes, but has not Oztotl revealed > his > > many splendors unto me, his marvels manifest? > > > > I am unjustly accused of the religion of science and environmentalism, > for > > these are not matters of faith. For those for whom these are matters of > > faith I recommend the pantheism of Avatar in which the blue monkeys from > > outer space hold communion with other life forms by means of the > pigtailed > > umbilicus. They live in a world much like our own, mostly composed of > > floating karst wherein they ride giant brightly colored reptilian bats. > > Their religion may be true too, but it is extraterrestrial and hence > > irrelevant. > > > > Here in the subterranean realm there is but one true God and his name is > > Oztotl! Hollowed be thy name! > > > > Your most humble servant and seeker of the truth, > > > > Sleazeweazel > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit our website: http://texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] > For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected] > > -- Brian Riordan 979-218-8009 (Mobile) [email protected]
