You need to make TCR and tell us the rest of the story at story telling night.
On Sun, Sep 29, 2019, 1:46 PM David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote: > Please email me privately if you would like to hear the details > of my daughter's quincea~nera ( a.k.a. CavePearl ). > > I am only posting this hear, as I have not other way to get > the story out to my friends, and I had invited a few cavers to > attend. > > Below is a short summary ( hit delete button now ) > > CavePearl's Mother ( herein, CPM ), planned most > of the event, and I was just along for the ride, patching > problems in the background. > > The police had to come and shut the party down at > 1:30 a.m. this morning. It > was moved from the venue ( the neighborhood clubhouse ) back to CPM's house > where it continued on as Mexican slumber-party for about 30 of my > in-laws from Reynosa, Tamaulipas, Mexico. Their caravan is southbound > now on Hwy. 59 > heading back to Mexico. The party was quite extravagant > and my mother-in-law now thinks I am an angel. CPM > is happy that I rescued the party from an imminent disaster of lack of > food and cold beverage. The Locklear clan is now northbound on I-45 for > Midlothian > /Mansfield. And my mom and her husband's family ( Tomlinson clan ) are > back home near > Cypress and The Woodlands. And > I just got back to Houston, after staying in a hotel nearly two days near > Sienna Plantation ( party was 7 miles southwest of Arcola ). > > My Toyota Sequoia almost paid for itself during this event. CavePearl > fainted during the photo-session. I had to eat dinner next to my > very estranged-ex-sister in-law, ( who had once assaulted me with an old > telephone. ) CPM's boss and her boss' husband had dinner together for the > first time in several years. My mom and biological-father were in the > same > room for only the 3rd time since 1972. Having him there was like having > a sack of rocks tied to my leg and a scorpion in my pants. > > All 140 guest showed up with no food or beverage, but over a dozen > friends of CPM slaved away on various task, that would have cost us > thousands of dollars had we had to hire someone to do all that. I can > only guess we got > it done for under $ 3,000, ( not including what all the 140 guest spent on > travel expenses ) > > The venue was a new elegant building that was spacious, > and very comfortable, which encouraged a lot of people to stay and > socialize. I was too doing party-task for the past 24 hours to take it > all in and relax. The DJ was good ( teenage latino music ), and people > danced for at least 4 hours, mostly > the teenagers. But my 84 year old mother-in-law, and my 72 year old > mom, > danced once, as did many of the adult couples. > > [ Sidenote: 100% of my side of the family spends hours a day watching > Foxnews, so their first > quincean~era was a huge shock to their ideology about the direction > American culture is heading in. ] > > A thousand photos and a hundred videos were taken, as if some royal person > from an aristocratic > family had just married. > > Party tip / lesson learned: Someone bring a sack of pita chips. > > > > I will likely have to skip TCR. See you all in 2020. > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers >
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