*After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Kerala Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. *
*Santa Singh explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child." * * ------------------------------ * *Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their computers to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine. * *Santa : "My Computer has 250GB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 120 GB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!! * * ------------------------------ * *While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there. "Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less TV." * * ------------------------------ * *Banta: You cheated me with this radio. Santa (shop keeper): No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows 'Made in Japan' but the radio says * *'This is all India Radio'! *** * * *Banta as the carpenter* * * *Banta was a carpenter on a building site, he rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a knife from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!"* * * *The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeon would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask.* * * *"Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.* * * *"No, that s not it," said the injured Banta, "mine had a pencil behind it!" * * * * * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
