A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver the baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
---------------- Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ------------------ True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u! A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 ---------------- Which is the most confusing day in America ? Fathers day! --------------- There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence. -------------- A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Aaila Jail !!! I've killed the motorist --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
