CULTURAL QA 12-2023-28A

All the below   QA are from Quora DIGEST to me  on   28-12-2023. 

Selected quora answers generallyinteresting are included .Still they   need not 
be 100%correct answers.

Compiled and posted by R.Gopala Krishnan, 80,  former ITS  on 28-12-2023.

Q1         What is the funniest joke you've beentold that you still think about 
to this day?

A1         Francis Mulhearn, Former I already havea fraking credential Nov 13

A Jewish son tellshis father he is moving out. The son returns a year later and 
tells his fatherthat he has converted to Christianity. 

The father isupset and calls his friend who is also Jewish. “You won’t believe 
this, my sonDavid moved out for a year and came back and told me he converted 
toChristianity.” 

His friend says, “youwon’t believe this...my son Benjamin moved away for a year 
and when he cameback HE converted to Christianity too”!

 Both upset, they call their rabbi and explain what happened. The rabbisays, 
“you won’t believe this, my son Joshua moved away and when HE cameback he told 
me he converted to Christianity too”! 

The rabbi suggests theycall God and tell him. The rabbi tellsGod that all three 
men had sons who moved away and converted to Christianityand don’t know what to 
do. 

God saysto them, “you won’t believe this...

Q2         What does 1.9 creatinine levelindicate?

A2         DocTube, By doctors, for patients UpdatedTue

Creatinine is a wasteproduct that is produced by the muscles and is normally 
filtered out of theblood by the kidneys and excreted in urine. 

Elevated levels of creatinine in the blood can bea sign of kidney dysfunction 
or impaired kidney function. The normal range for creatinine levels can 
varyslightly. 

However, in general, anormal creatinine level for adults is usually between 0.6 
and 1.2 mg/dL. 

A level of 1.9 mg/dL would be considered higher thanthe normal range. In many 
cases,kidney disease can cause a decrease in the kidneys' ability to 
filtercreatinine from the blood, leading to higher levels in the bloodstream. 
Dehydration can also lead to a temporary increase in creatinine levelsbecause 
the kidneys may conserve water and reduce urine output, leadingto higher 
concentrations of creatinine in the blood. In addition to these, 
somemedications can affect kidney function and lead to elevated creatinine 
levels.

My note- I haveadded this QA for the meaning of creatinine. As age increase 
without any reasoncreatinine  can be slightly high

Q3         What are five things senior citizensshould not do at the age of 65 
and over?

A3         D. Compton, Recording Engineer,Arranger, Composer. Dec 3

***Stop worrying about your children’s lives and finances.

Stop spending yourretirement money on your children.

Focus on yourremaining years and your relationship.

Do not refinanceyour home or borrow money.

Enjoy spendingyour children’s inheritance, you earned it.

My note- Theanswer is by a westerner. Any Indian parents cannot remain 
withoutworrying about children’s lives and finances. A widowed/ divorsee 
daughter, not studied son withlow finance are always worry for parents. 

Q4         What shocked you today?

A4         Saurabh Sargar, Student at Smbt MedicalCollege, Nashik, Maharashtra1y

Yesterday I wentto eyeglasses store to collect my spec's,

But, As soon as Ientered the store, I saw the store - keeper of the store was 
busy checking eyesight  of a old grandpa

Now, he seemedlike a old aged person who wore a white dhoti and white kurta 
with a Gandhitopi on top ,most probably a farmer from remote village, who had 
just came tovisit his daughter's house in diwali holidays and wanted to have 
specs due tovision problem,

But little did Iknow, What reality was to unfold,

So as thestorekeeper was busy ,he asked me to wait for about 10 min until he 
got free..

Store keeper tograndpa — Baba tumhala screen var kai distay te sanga( in 
marathi).

[ Grandpa please tell me what can you see on the screen?]

Grandpa — *Spelled in perfect pronunciation* T,O,Z 

Store keeper —Next line ?

Grandpa — *Againdoing perfect pronunciation* L,Pee,Ee,De( L,P,E,D) 

Store keeper —Next Line?

Grandpa — Againspelling ( P,E,F,D)

Store keeper —Excellent!!..

*Now at this pointboth store keeper and me were wondering how come this old 
man, is able to spellevery single line in English that too with perfect 
pronunciation* 

Store keeper —Okay sir, Your number is ready, it will take about 2 days to make 
your specs,you can collect it from shop by Thursday

Grandpa — Actually Its urgent I want it by tomorrow..

Store keeper— Sirit will atleast take 2 days,to make it ready.

By this time hewas answering all the questions of the store keeper in perfect 
English, I wascurious to know by this time.. 

Who is thisperson, he doesn't even look half of what he is speaking, that too 
in perfectEnglish!?

Now what he saidnext really humbled me, 

He joined hishands in namste position and with slight expression of 
embarresment on his facebent his head down slightly & he began,

Grandpa — I mreally sorry sir, I cannot make specs here then, I cannot sustain 
anymore without glasses, I need it bytomorrow since I have to leave for my home 
town tomorrow,I reallyapologise for the trouble you had to go through..

I was literally inawe of grandpa by this time, he must have been about 60–65 yr 
old and the storekeeper must have been about 23 & 24 yr old, yet he had the 
courtesyto apologise,that too by joining his hands andbending his head, I’m 
sure nobody of my age despite being younger to him wouldhave done that, not 
even me! 

But he did!,

And now I reallywanted to know who this person was?

Further conversionwent like,

Store keeper — Its completely fine sir, Not a problem.

Store keeper — ifyou don't mind can I ask you a question sir?

Grandpa — Yessure!.

Store keeper —What do you do sir? I mean what is your profession?

Grandpa — * with aslight smile on his face* Betaactually I m a doctor, a 
physician and currently me and my wife rani work inremote areas of Gadchiroli 
to treat patients and infants..

Store keeper —Wow, that's great sir, Inever thought you would be a doctor!

Grandpa — *smiling*Beta always remember always stay true to your culture and 
never forget whereyou came from. Many people judge me by my clothes, my 
appearance ,my accent. butwhat I have understood in all these years is that 
your true identity, cannot bedefined by the Clothes you wore or ,language you 
speak ,as they change and canoften decieve you.. but your knowledge is the only 
thing that will stay withyou till you die…And nobody can take that away from 
you..

  By saying that he simply left the store witha bright smile..

But the question still bugged me, that who was he ?!

Later I got to know that he was none other than,

Dr Abhay Bang,A Padma Shree awarde,

He is MD fromNagpur medical college ,M.PH from John Hopkins University USA, And 
currentlyworking for the upliftment of militant occupied areas of Gadchiroli 
,He has been treating and rescuing newborns andworking on grass root level to 
bring down infant mortality rate for couple ofyears now.

That day I saw a manwith real class and grace, No fancy suits, No fake accent 
or showoff,Yet earnedeverybody's respect present there..

My note- We find nowadays similar persons in south. One of them is MrJayakumar, 
former Chief secretary, Kerala who stated IAS is just a position. Once laid 
downhe is ordinary citizen. 

Q5         What are some mind-blowing facts thatsound unreal but are actually 
true?

A5         Tiny Nair, Cardiologist at PRSHospital, Trivandrum Updated 3y

Curiosity killsthe rat.

Toxoplasma gondi isan intracellular parasite that resides in cat gut; getsout 
in cat poo. But unlike what you think, it is a super-intelligent, 
highlymanipulative parasite. 

The rats getinfected by ingesting cat poo, and then theparasite goes to the rat 
brain. Then it starts to show its real colour.

It homes in on tothe ‘amygdala’ of the rat brain, a part of brain that is 
responsible forbehaviour; and guess what, highjacks it. The ‘brain-highjacked’ 
manipulated rat now loses the ‘fear-of-cat’instinct, ingrained in its system 
for generations. It starts to feel friendly at the smell of thecat and almost 
goes up to say ‘hi, good morning, how do you do?’.

And now the catdecides whether to have the rat for lunch or dinner; but that's 
it.

The manipulativeparasites come home to the cat gut, from where its journey 
began.

The knowledge ofthis cunning, behaviour changing parasite stops becoming funny 
and gets you worried once Itell you that about 40 to 50% of world population 
has a positive antibody titreto Toxoplasma. In simple English half of the 
mankind are infected by it.

News making COVIDwith 15 million cases is still in single digit percentage.

Despitecontradictory arguments, there is no conclusive proof that human 
behaviour oremotional response can change with Toxoplasma infection, but we 
just don’t knowfor sure. A google searchabout ‘subtle human behavioural change 
by Toxoplasma’ would give you aninsight.

But moreimportantly, let's learn how to prevent a Toxoplasma infection.

Sources of Toxoplasma are -

Undercooked meat(usually pork).

Unwashed vegetables.

Unclean drinking water.

Contaminated blood or organ transfusion.

Unpasteurised goat milk.

Cat's ‘litterbox’.

***But wait beforeyou hold the poor cat responsible for your 
wife’s‘lately-getting-angry-with-you-attitude’ for no apparent reasons.

 Those without a pet cat also frequently reportsuch bizarre fluctuation in 
spouse behaviour.

My note- If a person cannot enjoy the satire and ask what satire in it?  There 
are such persons…
I recollect anincident  above  a decade back. We had been to Cherthala, my 
dobrother’s home and my sister in law was telling about kaivisham removed to 
xxx in Tiruvizha temple near Cherthalai . This temple is famous forremoving 
Kaivisham. My wife felt she should attend  and remove kaivisham if any due to 
someincidents while in Trivandrum. While making arrangements my co brother told 
me-Athimbar, Only Kaivishamwill go, not hereditary behaviour. I could not 
control my laugh. 
 

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