Mr Rajaram,
I am sorry to write that your response to my posting is vague. If something
written has not occurred you should produce relevant documents to prove them
false. Being a retired IRS officer it is pity you do not know the fundamentals.
So it is you - the reel master. Not my compilation. Shame of you.
For the last few months only you make stinking farts in the groups.
Once you throw mud on me, I will throw clay on you, understand Mr Rajaram
Gopalakrishnan
On Friday, 23 February, 2024 at 09:04:00 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy
<[email protected]> wrote:
CULTURAL QA 02202423
Q3 Why dofarts sometimes stink and sometimes not?
KR Now allcan understand why three who fart so much all the time , are
accusing onlyothers do it!!!!
Q5 What issomething you did on your wedding day that surprised everyone?
KR REEL-MASTER; not even one Indian wedding such as reported anywhere;
it happenedin corona time outside India in Korea. REDDIT has a lot of comments
as bullshit.
Q6 What aresome interesting Indian Army stories?
KR Another nontruth shit as Singh Punjabi jokes.
On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 04:40, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123
<[email protected]> wrote:
CULTURAL QA 02-2024-23
All the below QA are from Quora DIGEST to me on 22-02-2024.
Selected quoraanswers generally interesting are included .Still they need not
be 100% correct answers.
Compiled and posted byR. Gopala Krishnan, 80, on 22-02-2024.
Q1 What are the best funny short stories?
A1 Daniel,Studied Food Engineering at Papua New Guinea University of
Technology Nov 22
An English man, an Irish man, and a German decide to get drunk onChristmas
Eve.On their way home they got in a car crash which resulted in everysingle one
of them dying.
All three appear in front of the pealy gates and st. Peterapproaches them
“since it's Christmas Eve, I'll give you all a chance to enterheaven, if you
have anything on you right now that resembles or symbolizesChristmas then you
can enter”
The English man pulls out a lighterand lights it “it's acandle" st. Peter lets
him through.
The German puts his hand in hispocket and pulls out a bunch of keys and shakes
it “it jingles” he says, and once again st. Peter lets himthrough.
The Irish man thinks for a while thenpulls out a black pair ofbra and thongs,
st. Peter takes one look and asks “And what's thatsupposed to be?”
The Irish simply smiles and says,“They're Carols"
Q2 Why do aeroplanes use kerosene (parafin) as fuel?
A2 VishnuRavi, Aerospace Engineer | Aviation Enthusiast & Content
Creator7mo
Kerosene, also known as paraffin, stands asthe undisputed champion when it
comes to powering airplanes, and for goodreason. Let me walk you through the
compelling advantages that make it theultimate choice:
Lower freezing point: Picture this -soaring through the skies at high altitudes
where temperatures can plummet.Kerosene gracefully defies the chill with its
low freezing point, ensuringsmooth operations throughout the flight. Unlike
gasoline, it maintains a more fluid consistency,efficiently gliding through the
engine and connected components.
Lower cost: In the world of aviation,where gallons upon gallons of fuel are
devoured each minute, cost matters. Andhere's where kerosene steals the
spotlight. With asignificantly lower price tag compared to gasoline, airlines
can rejoice as itcuts down operational expenses. Sometimes, it costs less than
half theprice of gasoline, making it an economically savvy choice.
Safety: Safety is paramount in aviation,and kerosene has got that covered. Its
higher flash point demands substantially highertemperatures for ignition,
ensuring enhanced safety measures during fuelhandling and storage. The
high-quality standards of kerosene even make itsuitable for other applications,
if it doesn't meet the rigorous requirementsof jet aircraft.
Efficiency: When it comes to efficiency,kerosene takes the crown as a jet fuel
of unmatched prowess. It empowersairplanes to generate impressive power while
maintaining comparatively lowerconsumption. This means longer flights with
minimal fuel usage, a win-winsituation for airlines and the environment.
Additives: The story doesn't endthere. Kerosene, along with its impressive
qualities, houses additivesthat bolster its performance. Take JP-8, for
instance, the preferred fuel ofthe US military. It comes armed with corrosion
inhibitors, lubricity improvers,fuel system icing inhibitors, and static
dissipater additives, all workingtogether to optimize fuel efficiency and
handling.
In summary, kerosene emerges as the undisputed champion, reigningas the
preferred fuel for airplanes. Its low freezing point,cost-effectiveness,
safety, efficiency, and innovative additives make it anindispensable force in
the world of aviation. Next time you board a flight, youcan rest assured that
you're in the capable hands of this remarkable fuel!
Q3 Why do farts sometimes stink and sometimes not?
A3 ScottCheadle, economics from London School of Economics and
Political Science(Graduated 1997)Updated Dec 26
Farts are made up of a variety ofchemicals, of which the loudest is methane,
and the smelliest is Hydrogen Sulphide. Only a small amount of Hydrogen
Sulphide is required to produce therotten egg smell.
Q4 What are best examples of presence of mind by world classcricketers?
A4 OmkarK, An Avid Reader 5y
This incident happened during India'sPakistan Cricket tour in 1978.
Pakistani singer Noor Jahan had cometo witness the match. After match, when a
Pakistani official introduced Gavaskar to NoorJahan, she said in a churlish
manner,
“Hum kisi Sunil Gavaskar ko nahi jante, humeto bas Zaheer Abbas pata hai.”(I
don't know any Sunil Gavaskar, I only know Zaheer Abbas)
Now Gavaskar isn't someone who'dleave such thing without a repartee. So when
official introducedNoor Jahan to him, he said in a similar tone,
“ Hum kisi Noor Jahan ko nahi jaante, hume tobas Lata Mangeshkar pata hai.”
(I don't know any Noor Jahan, but only Lata Mangeshkar.)
Q5 What is something you did on your wedding day that surprisedeveryone?
A5 ShashiSingh,Doctor ; Pulse Hospital ,Patna Updated 5y
I got married a few months aftercompletion of my MBBS course.
After completing MBBS, whenever Ivisited my home, I used to treat patients for
free. People fromneighbouring villages used to come to me for consultation (
many were poorfield/ farm workers)
On the day of my marriage, in morning the haldi ritual wasconducted ( it's a
ritual where turmeric is applied to face and hands ofbride).
Just after the ritual many patientsstarted coming to my house, for check up and
prescription.
Perhaps, somehowthey came to know that the next morning I will be leaving for
my in laws placein Patna.
My relatives told them that theycouldn't meet me that day as many rituals were
to take place . But they toldthem that the doctor will be gone to her husband's
house tomorrow, that's whythey want to meet her today.
I came to the drawing room, wearing asaree with turmeric applied all over me
(in fasting state that isrequired that day) , with a stethoscope and BP
instrument and asked them tocome one by one.
Relativeswere very surprised and asked me not to see patients that day. But, I
told them that my duty comes first and a doctor can never be off dutyanyday
,even on her wedding day. And my father fully supported me.
I examined the patients, wrote prescriptions. And, the patients kept pouring in
like there was notomorrow!
Finally I kept seeing patients till evening and the remainingrituals were
completed after that. I felt very satisfied and happy on seeingthe patients and
their attendants beaming with joy.
So, my relatives and neighborhoodpeople were verysurprised as they had never
seen a doctor checking up patients on her weddingday, that too in bridal attire
with turmeric all over, in between variousrituals.
Whole day everyone kept praising me. My husband also cameto know about the
whole incident later that day and admired me.
This whole incident made mywedding day even more special.
Q6 What are some interesting Indian Army stories?
A6 AkashAdhikary,Sun
ImpressibleSam Manekshaw -
Once he was about to sign a letter tothe Raksha Mantri (Defence Minister), he
noticed a Typo Error in thesignature block.
Instead of the ‘C’ in hisdesignation, a ‘T’ had got typed, and it now read:
“Thief of theArmy Staff”+
He didn’t Sign the letter, Promptly put a circle in red ink around the word
‘Thief’, marked the letter back to theAdjutant General by whom it had been put
up to the Chief for signature,
With a remark, also in Red Ink: “May be true, but keep it within the Army,
Goddamn it!!”
What a rare soldier and an exemplarycommander.
Salute to all our Soldiers.
Q7 What are the most profound jokes ever?
A7 Prosenjit,A certified nerd on books, movies and pop culture!!11h
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to abig department store
looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you haveany sales experience?"
The guy says, "Yeah, I was asalesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the guy, so hegave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll
come down after we close andsee how you did."
His first day on the job was roughbut he got through it. After the store was
locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did youmake today?"
The guy says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Oursales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much
was the sale for?"
Guysays, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64?What did you sell him?"
Guy says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then Isold him a medium fish
hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I soldhim a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he saiddown at the coast, so I
told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down tothe boat department, and I
sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he saidhe didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to theautomotive department and sold
him that 4X4 Blazer."
Theboss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boatand
truck?"
Guy says, "No, he came in here tobuy a box of tampons for his wife, and Isaid,
'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
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