👎😃😭😄😃😄 On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 20:14, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mr Rajaram, > > When you say some thing is *false, *you should *produce* *proof *. > Nothing more. You are a *fool,* writing again with out authority. > > I wrote once, > *if you throw mud, I will throw clay on you. * > > I was keeping quiet. You aroused my anger. > > Gopalakrishnan > > On Saturday, 24 February, 2024 at 06:53:20 am IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy < > [email protected]> wrote: > > > My dear Gopala > Exactly what I wrote is perfect; you who wrote must get me the > proof; and throughout the net , nowhere one can see a lady Indian doctor > having worked on her wedding day except a Korean couple who were married in > the hospital; so it is a reel. KR IRS 24224 > > On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 17:03, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> wrote: > > Mr Rajaram, > > I am sorry to write that your response to my posting is *vague*. If > something written has not occurred you should produce relevant documents to > prove them false. Being a retired IRS officer it is pity you do not know > the fundamentals. *So it is you - the reel master. *Not my compilation. > Shame of you. > > For the last few months only you make stinking farts in the groups. > > Once you throw mud on me, I will throw clay on you, understand Mr Rajaram > > Gopalakrishnan > > > > On Friday, 23 February, 2024 at 09:04:00 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy < > [email protected]> wrote: > > > CULTURAL QA 02202423 > > Q3 Why do farts sometimes stink and sometimes not? > > KR Now all can understand why three who fart so much all the time , > are accusing only others do it!!!! > > Q5 What is something you did on your wedding day that surprised > everyone? > > KR REEL-MASTER; not even one Indian wedding such as reported > anywhere; it happened in corona time outside India in Korea. REDDIT has a > lot of comments as bull shit. > > Q6 What are some interesting Indian Army stories? > > KR Another non truth shit as Singh Punjabi jokes. > > On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 04:40, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 < > [email protected]> wrote: > > CULTURAL QA 02-2024-23 > > All the below QA are from Quora DIGEST to me on 22-02-2024. > > Selected quora answers generally interesting are included .Still they need > not be 100% correct answers. > > Compiled and posted by R. Gopala Krishnan, 80, on 22-02-2024. > > Q1 What are the best funny short stories? > > A1 Daniel, Studied Food Engineering at Papua New Guinea > University of Technology Nov 22 > > An English man, an Irish man, and a German decide to get drunk on > Christmas Eve.On their way home they got in a car crash which resulted in > every single one of them dying. > > All three appear in front of the pealy gates and st. Peter approaches > them “since it's Christmas Eve, I'll give you all a chance to enter heaven, > if you have anything on you right now that resembles or symbolizes > Christmas then you can enter” > > The English man pulls out a lighter and lights it “it's a candle" st. > Peter lets him through. > > The German puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a bunch of keys and > shakes it “it jingles” he says, and once again st. Peter lets him through. > > The Irish man thinks for a while then pulls out a black pair of bra and > thongs, st. Peter takes one look and asks “And what's that supposed to > be?” > > > > The Irish simply smiles and says,“They're Carols" > > Q2 Why do aeroplanes use kerosene (parafin) as fuel? > > A2 Vishnu Ravi, Aerospace Engineer | Aviation Enthusiast & > Content Creator7mo > > Kerosene, also known as paraffin, stands as the undisputed champion when > it comes to powering airplanes, and for good reason. Let me walk you > through the compelling advantages that make it the ultimate choice: > > Lower freezing point: Picture this - soaring through the skies at high > altitudes where temperatures can plummet. Kerosene gracefully defies the > chill with its low freezing point, ensuring smooth operations throughout > the flight. Unlike gasoline, it maintains a more fluid consistency, > efficiently gliding through the engine and connected components. > > Lower cost: In the world of aviation, where gallons upon gallons of fuel > are devoured each minute, cost matters. And here's where kerosene steals > the spotlight. With a significantly lower price tag compared to gasoline, > airlines can rejoice as it cuts down operational expenses. Sometimes, it > costs less than half the price of gasoline, making it an economically savvy > choice. > > Safety: Safety is paramount in aviation, and kerosene has got that > covered. Its higher flash point demands substantially higher temperatures > for ignition, ensuring enhanced safety measures during fuel handling and > storage. The high-quality standards of kerosene even make it suitable for > other applications, if it doesn't meet the rigorous requirements of jet > aircraft. > > Efficiency: When it comes to efficiency, kerosene takes the crown as a > jet fuel of unmatched prowess. It empowers airplanes to generate impressive > power while maintaining comparatively lower consumption. This means longer > flights with minimal fuel usage, a win-win situation for airlines and the > environment. > > Additives: The story doesn't end there. Kerosene, along with its > impressive qualities, houses additives that bolster its performance. Take > JP-8, for instance, the preferred fuel of the US military. It comes armed > with corrosion inhibitors, lubricity improvers, fuel system icing > inhibitors, and static dissipater additives, all working together to > optimize fuel efficiency and handling. > > In summary, kerosene emerges as the undisputed champion, reigning as the > preferred fuel for airplanes. Its low freezing point, cost-effectiveness, > safety, efficiency, and innovative additives make it an indispensable force > in the world of aviation. Next time you board a flight, you can rest > assured that you're in the capable hands of this remarkable fuel! > > Q3 Why do farts sometimes stink and sometimes not? > > A3 Scott Cheadle, economics from London School of Economics and > Political Science (Graduated 1997)Updated Dec 26 > > Farts are made up of a variety of chemicals, of which the loudest is > methane, and the smelliest is Hydrogen Sulphide. Only a small amount of > Hydrogen Sulphide is required to produce the rotten egg smell. > > Q4 What are best examples of presence of mind by world class > cricketers? > > A4 Omkar K, An Avid Reader 5y > > This incident happened during India's Pakistan Cricket tour in 1978. > > Pakistani singer Noor Jahan had come to witness the match. After match, > when a Pakistani official introduced Gavaskar to Noor Jahan, she said in > a churlish manner, > > “Hum kisi Sunil Gavaskar ko nahi jante, hume to bas Zaheer Abbas pata > hai.”(I don't know any Sunil Gavaskar, I only know Zaheer Abbas) > > Now Gavaskar isn't someone who'd leave such thing without a repartee. So > when official introduced Noor Jahan to him, he said in a similar tone, > > “ Hum kisi Noor Jahan ko nahi jaante, hume to bas Lata Mangeshkar pata > hai.” > > (I don't know any Noor Jahan, but only Lata Mangeshkar.) > > > > Q5 What is something you did on your wedding day that surprised > everyone? > > A5 Shashi Singh,Doctor ; Pulse Hospital ,Patna Updated 5y > > I got married a few months after completion of my MBBS course. > > After completing MBBS, whenever I visited my home, I used to treat > patients for free. People from neighbouring villages used to come to me for > consultation ( many were poor field/ farm workers) > > On the day of my marriage, in morning the haldi ritual was conducted ( > it's a ritual where turmeric is applied to face and hands of bride). > > Just after the ritual many patients started coming to my house, for check > up and prescription. > > Perhaps, somehow they came to know that the next morning I will be > leaving for my in laws place in Patna. > > My relatives told them that they couldn't meet me that day as many rituals > were to take place . But they told them that the doctor will be gone to her > husband's house tomorrow, that's why they want to meet her today. > > I came to the drawing room, wearing a saree with turmeric applied all > over me (in fasting state that is required that day) , with a stethoscope > and BP instrument and asked them to come one by one. > > Relatives were very surprised and asked me not to see patients that day. > But, I told them that my duty comes first and a doctor can never be off > duty anyday , even on her wedding day. And my father fully supported me. > > I examined the patients, wrote prescriptions. And, the patients kept > pouring in like there was no tomorrow! > > Finally I kept seeing patients till evening and the remaining rituals > were completed after that. I felt very satisfied and happy on seeing the > patients and their attendants beaming with joy. > > So, my relatives and neighborhood people were very surprised as they had > never seen a doctor checking up patients on her wedding day, that too in > bridal attire with turmeric all over, in between various rituals. > > Whole day everyone kept praising me. My husband also came to know about > the whole incident later that day and admired me. > > This whole incident made my wedding day even more special. > > Q6 What are some interesting Indian Army stories? > > A6 Akash Adhikary,Sun > > Impressible Sam Manekshaw - > > Once he was about to sign a letter to the Raksha Mantri (Defence > Minister), he noticed a Typo Error in the signature block. > > Instead of the ‘C’ in his designation, a ‘T’ had got typed, and it now > read: “Thief of the Army Staff”+ > > He didn’t Sign the letter, Promptly put a circle in red ink around the > word ‘Thief’, marked the letter back to the Adjutant General by whom it > had been put up to the Chief for signature, > > With a remark, also in Red Ink: “May be true, but keep it within the > Army, Goddamn it!!” > > What a rare soldier and an exemplary commander. > > Salute to all our Soldiers. > > Q7 What are the most profound jokes ever? > > A7 Prosenjit, A certified nerd on books, movies and pop > culture!!11h > > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department > store looking for a job. > > The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" > > The guy says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." > > Well, the boss liked the guy, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. > I'll come down after we close and see how you did." > > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store > was locked up, the boss came down. > > "How many sales did you make today?" > > The guy says, "One." > > The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a > day.How much was the sale for?" > > Guy says, "$101,237.64." > > Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" > > Guy says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new > fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down > at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to > the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he > said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to > the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." > > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a > boat and truck?" > > Guy says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and > I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "iyer123" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/1819265763.3670885.1708684809521%40mail.yahoo.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/1819265763.3670885.1708684809521%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > > -- > On Facebook, please join https://www.facebook.com/groups/keralaiyerstrust > > We are now on Telegram Mobile App also, please join > > Pattars/Kerala Iyers Discussions: https://t.me/PattarsGroup > > Kerala Iyers Trust Decisions only posts : https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrust > > Kerala Iyers Trust Group for Discussions: > https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrustGroup > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "KeralaIyers" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZopNpN5-uNukJWi1yn72pv8SP9U6bcPRpT3ky5n4bX-wJg%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZopNpN5-uNukJWi1yn72pv8SP9U6bcPRpT3ky5n4bX-wJg%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Thatha_Patty" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZoqW-qA1hteFWXWO2LZMVv6xYs4ctCjVg-%3DO%2BraXpL-Bpw%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZoqW-qA1hteFWXWO2LZMVv6xYs4ctCjVg-%3DO%2BraXpL-Bpw%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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