My dear Gopala
Exactly what I wrote is perfect; you who wrote must get me the proof;
and throughout the net , nowhere one can see a lady Indian doctor having
worked on her wedding day except a Korean couple who were married in the
hospital; so it is a reel. KR IRS 24224
On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 17:03, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mr Rajaram,
>
> I am sorry to write that your response to my posting is *vague*. If
> something written has not occurred you should produce relevant documents to
> prove them false. Being a retired IRS officer it is pity you do not know
> the fundamentals. *So it is you - the reel master. *Not my compilation.
> Shame of you.
>
> For the last few months only you make stinking farts in the groups.
>
> Once you throw mud on me, I will throw clay on you, understand Mr Rajaram
>
> Gopalakrishnan
>
>
>
> On Friday, 23 February, 2024 at 09:04:00 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
> [email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> CULTURAL QA 02202423
>
> Q3 Why do farts sometimes stink and sometimes not?
>
> KR Now all can understand why three who fart so much all the time ,
> are accusing only others do it!!!!
>
> Q5 What is something you did on your wedding day that surprised
> everyone?
>
> KR REEL-MASTER; not even one Indian wedding such as reported
> anywhere; it happened in corona time outside India in Korea. REDDIT has a
> lot of comments as bull shit.
>
> Q6 What are some interesting Indian Army stories?
>
> KR Another non truth shit as Singh Punjabi jokes.
>
> On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 04:40, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 <
> [email protected]> wrote:
>
> CULTURAL QA 02-2024-23
>
> All the below QA are from Quora DIGEST to me on 22-02-2024.
>
> Selected quora answers generally interesting are included .Still they need
> not be 100% correct answers.
>
> Compiled and posted by R. Gopala Krishnan, 80, on 22-02-2024.
>
> Q1 What are the best funny short stories?
>
> A1 Daniel, Studied Food Engineering at Papua New Guinea
> University of Technology Nov 22
>
> An English man, an Irish man, and a German decide to get drunk on
> Christmas Eve.On their way home they got in a car crash which resulted in
> every single one of them dying.
>
> All three appear in front of the pealy gates and st. Peter approaches
> them “since it's Christmas Eve, I'll give you all a chance to enter heaven,
> if you have anything on you right now that resembles or symbolizes
> Christmas then you can enter”
>
> The English man pulls out a lighter and lights it “it's a candle" st.
> Peter lets him through.
>
> The German puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a bunch of keys and
> shakes it “it jingles” he says, and once again st. Peter lets him through.
>
> The Irish man thinks for a while then pulls out a black pair of bra and
> thongs, st. Peter takes one look and asks “And what's that supposed to
> be?”
>
>
>
> The Irish simply smiles and says,“They're Carols"
>
> Q2 Why do aeroplanes use kerosene (parafin) as fuel?
>
> A2 Vishnu Ravi, Aerospace Engineer | Aviation Enthusiast &
> Content Creator7mo
>
> Kerosene, also known as paraffin, stands as the undisputed champion when
> it comes to powering airplanes, and for good reason. Let me walk you
> through the compelling advantages that make it the ultimate choice:
>
> Lower freezing point: Picture this - soaring through the skies at high
> altitudes where temperatures can plummet. Kerosene gracefully defies the
> chill with its low freezing point, ensuring smooth operations throughout
> the flight. Unlike gasoline, it maintains a more fluid consistency,
> efficiently gliding through the engine and connected components.
>
> Lower cost: In the world of aviation, where gallons upon gallons of fuel
> are devoured each minute, cost matters. And here's where kerosene steals
> the spotlight. With a significantly lower price tag compared to gasoline,
> airlines can rejoice as it cuts down operational expenses. Sometimes, it
> costs less than half the price of gasoline, making it an economically savvy
> choice.
>
> Safety: Safety is paramount in aviation, and kerosene has got that
> covered. Its higher flash point demands substantially higher temperatures
> for ignition, ensuring enhanced safety measures during fuel handling and
> storage. The high-quality standards of kerosene even make it suitable for
> other applications, if it doesn't meet the rigorous requirements of jet
> aircraft.
>
> Efficiency: When it comes to efficiency, kerosene takes the crown as a
> jet fuel of unmatched prowess. It empowers airplanes to generate impressive
> power while maintaining comparatively lower consumption. This means longer
> flights with minimal fuel usage, a win-win situation for airlines and the
> environment.
>
> Additives: The story doesn't end there. Kerosene, along with its
> impressive qualities, houses additives that bolster its performance. Take
> JP-8, for instance, the preferred fuel of the US military. It comes armed
> with corrosion inhibitors, lubricity improvers, fuel system icing
> inhibitors, and static dissipater additives, all working together to
> optimize fuel efficiency and handling.
>
> In summary, kerosene emerges as the undisputed champion, reigning as the
> preferred fuel for airplanes. Its low freezing point, cost-effectiveness,
> safety, efficiency, and innovative additives make it an indispensable force
> in the world of aviation. Next time you board a flight, you can rest
> assured that you're in the capable hands of this remarkable fuel!
>
> Q3 Why do farts sometimes stink and sometimes not?
>
> A3 Scott Cheadle, economics from London School of Economics and
> Political Science (Graduated 1997)Updated Dec 26
>
> Farts are made up of a variety of chemicals, of which the loudest is
> methane, and the smelliest is Hydrogen Sulphide. Only a small amount of
> Hydrogen Sulphide is required to produce the rotten egg smell.
>
> Q4 What are best examples of presence of mind by world class
> cricketers?
>
> A4 Omkar K, An Avid Reader 5y
>
> This incident happened during India's Pakistan Cricket tour in 1978.
>
> Pakistani singer Noor Jahan had come to witness the match. After match,
> when a Pakistani official introduced Gavaskar to Noor Jahan, she said in
> a churlish manner,
>
> “Hum kisi Sunil Gavaskar ko nahi jante, hume to bas Zaheer Abbas pata
> hai.”(I don't know any Sunil Gavaskar, I only know Zaheer Abbas)
>
> Now Gavaskar isn't someone who'd leave such thing without a repartee. So
> when official introduced Noor Jahan to him, he said in a similar tone,
>
> “ Hum kisi Noor Jahan ko nahi jaante, hume to bas Lata Mangeshkar pata
> hai.”
>
> (I don't know any Noor Jahan, but only Lata Mangeshkar.)
>
>
>
> Q5 What is something you did on your wedding day that surprised
> everyone?
>
> A5 Shashi Singh,Doctor ; Pulse Hospital ,Patna Updated 5y
>
> I got married a few months after completion of my MBBS course.
>
> After completing MBBS, whenever I visited my home, I used to treat
> patients for free. People from neighbouring villages used to come to me for
> consultation ( many were poor field/ farm workers)
>
> On the day of my marriage, in morning the haldi ritual was conducted (
> it's a ritual where turmeric is applied to face and hands of bride).
>
> Just after the ritual many patients started coming to my house, for check
> up and prescription.
>
> Perhaps, somehow they came to know that the next morning I will be
> leaving for my in laws place in Patna.
>
> My relatives told them that they couldn't meet me that day as many rituals
> were to take place . But they told them that the doctor will be gone to her
> husband's house tomorrow, that's why they want to meet her today.
>
> I came to the drawing room, wearing a saree with turmeric applied all
> over me (in fasting state that is required that day) , with a stethoscope
> and BP instrument and asked them to come one by one.
>
> Relatives were very surprised and asked me not to see patients that day.
> But, I told them that my duty comes first and a doctor can never be off
> duty anyday , even on her wedding day. And my father fully supported me.
>
> I examined the patients, wrote prescriptions. And, the patients kept
> pouring in like there was no tomorrow!
>
> Finally I kept seeing patients till evening and the remaining rituals
> were completed after that. I felt very satisfied and happy on seeing the
> patients and their attendants beaming with joy.
>
> So, my relatives and neighborhood people were very surprised as they had
> never seen a doctor checking up patients on her wedding day, that too in
> bridal attire with turmeric all over, in between various rituals.
>
> Whole day everyone kept praising me. My husband also came to know about
> the whole incident later that day and admired me.
>
> This whole incident made my wedding day even more special.
>
> Q6 What are some interesting Indian Army stories?
>
> A6 Akash Adhikary,Sun
>
> Impressible Sam Manekshaw -
>
> Once he was about to sign a letter to the Raksha Mantri (Defence
> Minister), he noticed a Typo Error in the signature block.
>
> Instead of the ‘C’ in his designation, a ‘T’ had got typed, and it now
> read: “Thief of the Army Staff”+
>
> He didn’t Sign the letter, Promptly put a circle in red ink around the
> word ‘Thief’, marked the letter back to the Adjutant General by whom it
> had been put up to the Chief for signature,
>
> With a remark, also in Red Ink: “May be true, but keep it within the
> Army, Goddamn it!!”
>
> What a rare soldier and an exemplary commander.
>
> Salute to all our Soldiers.
>
> Q7 What are the most profound jokes ever?
>
> A7 Prosenjit, A certified nerd on books, movies and pop
> culture!!11h
>
> A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department
> store looking for a job.
>
> The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
>
> The guy says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
>
> Well, the boss liked the guy, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
> I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
>
> His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store
> was locked up, the boss came down.
>
> "How many sales did you make today?"
>
> The guy says, "One."
>
> The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a
> day.How much was the sale for?"
>
> Guy says, "$101,237.64."
>
> Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
>
> Guy says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
> fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
> fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down
> at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to
> the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he
> said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to
> the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
>
> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
> boat and truck?"
>
> Guy says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and
> I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
>
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