Or place a pair of stretchy chicken knickers on the bird and recover the egg from inside them once the chicken has laid. Chickens that have laid could be identified by the "Tom Jones Bulge" in their pants.
73, Steve 2009/12/24 Mark Sims <[email protected]>: > > Simpler solution (less likely to annoy neighbors): > > Strap bucket of paint to chicken, poke small hole in it (bucket, not > chicken), follow trail... > > Hmmm, now that I think about it, no need for bucket of paint. Douse > chicken with heparin, poke small hole in it (chicken, not heparin), follow > trail... > > Don't need no stinkin' 'lectronics... but it is time to get down to the > Patent Attorney... > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. > http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141665/direct/01/ > _______________________________________________ > time-nuts mailing list -- [email protected] > To unsubscribe, go to https://www.febo.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/time-nuts > and follow the instructions there. > -- Steve Rooke - ZL3TUV & G8KVD A man with one clock knows what time it is; A man with two clocks is never quite sure. _______________________________________________ time-nuts mailing list -- [email protected] To unsubscribe, go to https://www.febo.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/time-nuts and follow the instructions there.
