Thought we could interject some humor into spring break:
David Letterman's Top ten things that will get you kicked out of a bookstore
(Ok, ok, I changed the dirty stuff)
10. Sneak up behind someone reading a romance novel and make loud
kissing noises.
9. Throw a book-signing party -- even though you haven't written a book!
8. Lick cookbook, pause, shake your head, and move on to the next one.
7. Carry out a stack of Shirley MacLaine's books; tell the clerk you paid for
them in a previous life.
6. Run around the library yelling, "The new pop-up books are here!!!"
5. Ask if there's a Books on Tape version of "Mein Kampf" as read by Pee
Wee Herman.
4. Sweep the science-fiction books off of the shelf and scream "Nothing but
Earthling lies!!"
3. Return copy of the Bible; say you couldn't find Waldo in it anywhere.
2. Loudly announce you have just purchased the library, then scream at
each patron "Those are my books you're reading, nyyyahhh!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO GET YOURSELF KICKED OUT OF A
BOOKSTORE.......
1. Push over bookshelves like giant dominoes
Jim Guinee, Ph.D.
Director of Training & Supervision, Counseling Center
Adjunct Professor, Dept. of Psychology/Counseling
Dept. of Health Sciences
President-Elect, Arkansas College Counselor Assoc.
University of Central Arkansas
313 Bernard Hall Conway, AR 72035
(501) 450-3138 (office) (501) 450-3248 (fax)
"He that won't be counselled can't be helped"
--Benjamin Franklin
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