My first social security card used to read, "In the event of your death, notify the 
nearest social security office immediately."

When I was a kid, you could fill out a form at the post office indicating where you 
wanted your mail forwarded to after a nuclear war.  Same post office had a "No seeing 
eye dogs allowed" on the outer door, as if the blind could read it.

My phone went dead, called the phone co. from a payphone. Was told, "We will call you 
at home when our service person can come out."

The state driver's licence manual lists among the reasons for suspension of licence- 
convicted of treason. Why would the person care since they most likely won't need 
their licence?

Rip Pisacreta


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