In a message dated Sun, 14 Jul 2002 9:47:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

> GW again:
> >              What IS it that makes people think that just cuz someone is
> >female they can automatically have good mommy instincts??  Jeez, I didn't
> >even play with dolls as a kid, and had *no* interest in babies til I had my
> >own. I was ok babysitting older kids, but a lot less so with tiny ones.
> Same here. And believe me, those 'mommy instincts' do NOT come naturally as 
> people say they do!
> I bet they'd never ask you this if you were a guy... grr... 
> arg...
> 
> --Phish* (oh, and yeah-- it sounds like a great fic)

You all would really be surprised.... I dunno how many times I've expressed my 
discomfort of changing any kid's diapers, and yet, I've been volunteered to do it just 
as many times... I've also been the one to take the little boys to the potty since I'm 
the only other boy around. Of course, that's my idea of a great time... making sure 
they don't get it all over their shorts or just making it to the potty on time! bleh. 
And furthermore, the words "toilet" "bathroom" "can" ... they're no longer in my 
vocabulary... it's now just called a "potty" ... OY!

Of course, I've also begun to give in to the "daddy factor" ... I find myself licking 
my thumb and rubbing away cheek smudges, using my hand to gather snot or whatever the 
kid spits out when he bites off more than he can chew... and of course, the "Let me 
taste it first to make sure it's not poison" excuse to get the first taste of a treat. 
:p

My reward? My two young cousins, Meaghan and Travis (sister and brother ages 6 and 3 
respectively) both call me "Daddy" regularly... of course, this is done primarily in 
front of the people I would rather not let think I was a daddy. :p

gah... i dunno. kids are weird... sorry, this prolly didn't help anything.

-Mikey QM

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