and the other one is ur daughter ME!!!!!!!!!!!! lol , its funny how u guys met tichigara kudog section , Chaflizo u shd tell us whn u knew kuti she is the one u know .......
On 26/05/2010, Rutendo Chabururuka <[email protected]> wrote: > > LOL!!!! THis is really funny Eli thank you for the light momment really > made my day. > > IS EVERYONE SERVING DURING ACTION!!!!??? You better sign up today to do > something you never know who youwill meet. i started off giving a lift to 20 > people going home from Cross and lo an behold one of them is my lovely > wife!!!LOL!!! > > See you at Action, > > Rutendo > > > On Wed, May 26, 2010 at 8:03 AM, Karambakuwa Elisha < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> *IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR** >> >> Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? * >> A. Ruthless. >> >> Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? >> >> A. German Shepherds. >> >> Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? >> A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in >> liquidation. >> >> Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? >> A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew >> out a little prophet. >> >> Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? >> A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a >> Honda, because the >> >> apostles were all in one Accord. >> >> Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? >> A. Samson. He brought the house down. >> * >> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to* >> >> * why he no longer lived in Eden ? ** >> A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. * >> >> * >> Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker* >> >> * in the Bible? ** >> A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.* >> * >> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? >> A. The area around the Jordan river, the banks were always >> overflowing. * >> * >> Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? ** >> A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.** ** >> >> Q. W hich Bible character had no parents? >> A Joshua, son of Nun. * >> * >> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? >> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan *.....) >> * >> PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? >> Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews" * >> >> >> >> >> >> *Elisha Karambakuwa* >> >> *Old Mutual Investment Group Property Investments Zimbabwe* >> >> 100 The Chase,Emerald Hill >> >> Harare >> >> * * >> >> *Telephone 263-04-308400 Ext. 2299* >> >> *Direct Line 263-04-32602299* >> >> *[email protected]* >> >> *www.oldmutual.co.zw* >> >> * * >> >> *"Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you >> the kingdom." Luke 12:32* >> >> >> >> Disclaimer and Confidentiality >> >> ********************************************************************** >> >> http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp >> >> ********************************************************************** >> >> *P** **Please** consider the environment before printing this email* >> >> >> >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "tribewithavibe" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected]<tribewithavibe%[email protected]> >> . >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. >> > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<tribewithavibe%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > -- 'Unless you change what you do, you will always have what you've got.' - Jim Rohn -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en.
