I hope I can have the grace that you had Chief, to discern in the Spirit that special someone...
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of paida motsi Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2010 1:56 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: A little biblical humour i saw do remember those days , i will miss them , whn we all used to go kuborrowdale now we are all serving in diff cross cultures ...... On 26/05/2010, Rutendo Chabururuka <[email protected]> wrote: LOL!!! I knew her in the Spirit shaa i was not even looking at her those days. I prayed and prayed and fasted and fasted until one day AHH I just opened my eyes. It's funny how it happened really because i just knew kuti there is something different with this woman and i i got my confirmation! you remember those days hanti??? On Wed, May 26, 2010 at 1:41 PM, paida motsi <[email protected]> wrote: and the other one is ur daughter ME!!!!!!!!!!!! lol , its funny how u guys met tichigara kudog section , Chaflizo u shd tell us whn u knew kuti she is the one u know ....... On 26/05/2010, Rutendo Chabururuka <[email protected]> wrote: LOL!!!! THis is really funny Eli thank you for the light momment really made my day. IS EVERYONE SERVING DURING ACTION!!!!??? You better sign up today to do something you never know who youwill meet. i started off giving a lift to 20 people going home from Cross and lo an behold one of them is my lovely wife!!!LOL!!! See you at Action, Rutendo On Wed, May 26, 2010 at 8:03 AM, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote: IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan river, the banks were always overflowing. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q. W hich Bible character had no parents? A Joshua, son of Nun. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan .....) PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 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