OK ELI is this from the BOOK OF ELI or is this the same bible we know LOl this is really Funny and Crazy and Simply fun thanks for bringing a bit of Vibe into The Group this Morning.
And on Jethro And Chamu's Testimonies You know wat guys I've Caught Pastor Tom so many tymes mention How It is Our Generation that is set to SpearHead the Reformation Guys I'm telling you There is a Principle in Life which also has a Pattern in the BIBLE which I like to Call the STARS and STRIPES guys if you are to look back at allthe Heroes in the Bible They didn't just wake up one day sitting in the seat of greatness but when you trace their History u find that look somewhere at some point in some obscure place they were sharpening who they were and honing their talent and skill , David in the wilderness, Joseph in the Dungeon Paul as a Christian Persecutor, Jethro at Cross Cafe, Chief tsungi in Vibe, YOU at Your Point of Service. Guys Worldly myth IS instant success all the How To's in xx days BUT God's Truth IS THAT as a man sows so shall he reap , we move step by step friom faith to faith, glory to glory so NEVER DESPISE your day of humble begginings We only see wat you show us or wats on the outside But there is that earthen treasure that beautiful delicate treasure on the inside Only u know about thats your mission to nature it and draw it out of the inside of you and when the rest of the world sees it then you can say now the World knows what i've always known. And we will then look back and say Oh but we always saw that coming remember when there were at CROSS in VIBE doing/serving at .......................Guys we are the People, This Our GOd HALLELUYAH FOR ALL HE'S DONE!!!!!!!! On Wed, May 26, 2010 at 8:03 AM, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote: > > IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR > > Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? > A. Ruthless. > > Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? > > A. German Shepherds. > > Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? > A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. > > Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? > A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out > a little prophet. > > Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? > A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, > because the > > apostles were all in one Accord. > > Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? > A. Samson. He brought the house down. > > Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to > > why he no longer lived in Eden ? > A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. > > > Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker > > in the Bible? > A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. > > Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? > A. The area around the Jordan river, the banks were always overflowing. > > Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? > A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. > > Q. W hich Bible character had no parents? > A Joshua, son of Nun. > > Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? > A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan .....) > > PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? > Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews" > > > > > > Elisha Karambakuwa > > Old Mutual Investment Group Property Investments Zimbabwe > > 100 The Chase,Emerald Hill > > Harare > > > > Telephone 263-04-308400 Ext. 2299 > > Direct Line 263-04-32602299 > > [email protected] > > www.oldmutual.co.zw > > > > "Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you the > kingdom." Luke 12:32 > > > > Disclaimer and Confidentiality > > ********************************************************************** > > http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp > > ********************************************************************** > > P Please consider the environment before printing this email > > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en.
