> a perfect multilingual blonde...
I have a vague hunch that you might be referring to a lady/maid?
> some first-class skills...
Linux knowledge is not needed - you can teach her
Cooking is done by various eateries outside
Dishes and laundry are left to machines
Cleaning and ironing are luxuries anyway
That leaves... hmmm...
I believe you meant "sewing skills"?
Nowadays it is quite difficult to find a lady with first-class sewing skills.
I wish you good luck. ツ
Note: If you find a lady with good "sewing" skills, please inform me about
your search strategy. I have a lot of garments that need some sewing too. :)