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Glenn - The bottom line, I follow the Bible only, therefore according to Mormonism SATAN HAS GREAT POWER OVER ME.DAVEH: Glenn, did God persuade you to post the following?........
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Top 10 responses to those who ask you why you no longer wear your LDS
garments
10. The dog ate 'em.
9. I gave them to Goodwill.
8. I sold them for money.
7. Chicks dig me because I don't wear underwear.
6. I was involved in a horrible accident and they didn't work.
5. Because Trojanman said that "Trojans provide all the protection
that a man needs" and I believe him.
4. God told me that I didn't have to wear them anymore...and he told
me that you shouldn't wear them anymore.
3. The underwear at KMart is cheaper.
2. I'm trying to bust the beehive garment monopoloy.
1. Because I prefer wearing women's underwear.
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This is a play on words to trick people.--BECAUSE OF THESEDAVEH: I rest my case.....It is "these things which are taken out of the Gospel" that cause people stumble. IOW, it is not the things that are left IN the Bible that are the problem.
THINGS WHICH ARE TAKEN OUT OF THE GOSPEL OF THE LAMB, an exceeding great
many do stumble, yea, insomuch that Satan hath great power over them.
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Dave Hansen
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http://www.langlitz.com
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